Wouldn't it suck...

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-10-2007, 12:09 PM

So I guess this means that chicks now have to ask themselves "Do I want to have to wear an eye patch or use a tracheotomy tube?"

Did I go to far? I've been watching Aristocrats jokes on youtube all morning, so my sensibilities are out of whack.

SmootSmack · 05-10-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

Hess, you're turning a thread full of delightful puns into a statistical debate. For shame.

The study does not say "give head, get cancer." It says that oral sex with mutliple partners INCREASES THE RISK of getting throat cancer. That means you're MORE LIKELY to get cancer as a result of the HPV virus in your throat. But you could be one of the lucky ones who gives head to people who just don't happen to have HPV - then you won't get cancer. Or you could get HPV, and still not develop cancer.

The more partners you perform unprotected oral sex on, the more likely you are to get cancer. Of course it's true. But it doesn't mean you'll definitely get cancer.

Ugh. By your logic, smoking doesn't cause lung cancer.

Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>

Schneed10 · 05-10-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>

Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-10-2007, 01:03 PM

Hess, how much did you make working for the DC Madam?

SmootSmack · 05-10-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.

Ah I get it now! "Rocket science" Clever. Is that a rocket in your pocket...

Redskins_P · 05-10-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

I'm in trouble.... LOL

Way to swallow your pride Hess....

RobH4413 · 05-10-2007, 01:32 PM

I'm not touching this with a 10ft pole.

BDBohnzie · 05-10-2007, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.

Bad taste huh, could that be from too much gargling?

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-10-2007, 01:48 PM

WOW, spoken like a pro!

Mattyk · 05-10-2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

WOW, spoken like a pro!

Yep, a pro with throat cancer.

Mattyk · 05-10-2007, 02:25 PM

Personally I don't find throat cancer to be a laughing matter. We have more throat cancer cases in the world than you can shake a stick at.

SmootSmack · 05-10-2007, 02:42 PM

Throat cancer affected me and my family very hard, it's no joke

12thMan · 05-10-2007, 03:11 PM

You guys are being a bunch of dicks, stop poking fun at Hessy.

Monkeydad · 05-10-2007, 03:24 PM

We know YOU'RE not having any poking fun with Hessy.

12thMan · 05-10-2007, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

We know YOU'RE not having any poking fun with Hessy.

Hessy, are you going to defend me here?

05-10-2007, 12:09 PM	#16
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30 Posts: 7,758	Re: Wouldn't it suck... So I guess this means that chicks now have to ask themselves "Do I want to have to wear an eye patch or use a tracheotomy tube?" Did I go to far? I've been watching Aristocrats jokes on youtube all morning, so my sensibilities are out of whack. __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

05-10-2007, 01:03 PM	#19
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30 Posts: 7,758	Re: Wouldn't it suck... Hess, how much did you make working for the DC Madam? __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

05-10-2007, 01:32 PM	#22
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 27 Posts: 2,382	Re: Wouldn't it suck... I'm not touching this with a 10ft pole. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

05-10-2007, 01:48 PM	#24
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30 Posts: 7,758	Re: Wouldn't it suck... WOW, spoken like a pro! __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

05-10-2007, 02:25 PM	#26
Mattyk ‎\m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40 Posts: 72,751	Re: Wouldn't it suck... Personally I don't find throat cancer to be a laughing matter. We have more throat cancer cases in the world than you can shake a stick at. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

05-10-2007, 02:42 PM	#27
SmootSmack The Bluths Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 43,105	Re: Wouldn't it suck... Throat cancer affected me and my family very hard, it's no joke __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

05-10-2007, 03:11 PM	#28
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,363	Re: Wouldn't it suck... You guys are being a bunch of dicks, stop poking fun at Hessy.

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