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Old 05-10-2007, 12:09 PM   #16
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Re: Wouldn't it suck...

So I guess this means that chicks now have to ask themselves "Do I want to have to wear an eye patch or use a tracheotomy tube?"


Did I go to far? I've been watching Aristocrats jokes on youtube all morning, so my sensibilities are out of whack.
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:28 PM   #17
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Hess, you're turning a thread full of delightful puns into a statistical debate. For shame.

The study does not say "give head, get cancer." It says that oral sex with mutliple partners INCREASES THE RISK of getting throat cancer. That means you're MORE LIKELY to get cancer as a result of the HPV virus in your throat. But you could be one of the lucky ones who gives head to people who just don't happen to have HPV - then you won't get cancer. Or you could get HPV, and still not develop cancer.

The more partners you perform unprotected oral sex on, the more likely you are to get cancer. Of course it's true. But it doesn't mean you'll definitely get cancer.

Ugh. By your logic, smoking doesn't cause lung cancer.
Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:40 PM   #18
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Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>
Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:03 PM   #19
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Hess, how much did you make working for the DC Madam?
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:10 PM   #20
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Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.
Ah I get it now! "Rocket science" Clever. Is that a rocket in your pocket...
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I'm in trouble.... LOL
Way to swallow your pride Hess....
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I'm not touching this with a 10ft pole.
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:32 PM   #23
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Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.
Bad taste huh, could that be from too much gargling?
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WOW, spoken like a pro!
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:12 PM   #25
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WOW, spoken like a pro!
Yep, a pro with throat cancer.
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:25 PM   #26
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Personally I don't find throat cancer to be a laughing matter. We have more throat cancer cases in the world than you can shake a stick at.
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:42 PM   #27
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Throat cancer affected me and my family very hard, it's no joke
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You guys are being a bunch of dicks, stop poking fun at Hessy.
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We know YOU'RE not having any poking fun with Hessy.
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:27 PM   #30
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We know YOU'RE not having any poking fun with Hessy.

Hessy, are you going to defend me here?
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