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Old 05-10-2007, 10:38 AM   #1
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Study links oral sex and throat cancer - On Deadline - USATODAY.com
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:40 AM   #2
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LOL, thread title of the year!
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:41 AM   #3
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This is not cool. I need to take some extra precautions to not let my wife hear about this. Its hard enough to get one from her.

Clever title BTW!
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:54 AM   #4
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You know I saw this story this morning but I held off on posting it. LOL
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:55 AM   #5
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Wow. That's some tough news to swallow
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Just what she needs: another excuse!
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:13 AM   #7
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Wow. That's some tough news to swallow
Well, as men, all we can really do is hope that the story blows over.
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:26 AM   #8
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And the puns continue, how about this one:

Thanks for the heads up on this article!
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:33 AM   #9
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Our government needs to stop blowing loads of cash on these kinds of studies.
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:41 AM   #10
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Going in the other direction...

The results of this study seem fishy to me...
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:48 AM   #11
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My friend Jimmy might have a problem with this study.
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:57 AM   #12
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That's disappointing...only half?
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:02 PM   #13
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Give me a break. If this were true, half the women in the country would have throat cancer....
Hess, you're turning a thread full of delightful puns into a statistical debate. For shame.

The study does not say "give head, get cancer." It says that oral sex with mutliple partners INCREASES THE RISK of getting throat cancer. That means you're MORE LIKELY to get cancer as a result of the HPV virus in your throat. But you could be one of the lucky ones who gives head to people who just don't happen to have HPV - then you won't get cancer. Or you could get HPV, and still not develop cancer.

The more partners you perform unprotected oral sex on, the more likely you are to get cancer. Of course it's true. But it doesn't mean you'll definitely get cancer.

Ugh. By your logic, smoking doesn't cause lung cancer.
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:05 PM   #14
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Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.
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Old 05-10-2007, 12:06 PM   #15
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I disagree with this, I know that doing that (to my lady of course) can soothe a sore throat.
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