Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center

70Chip · 05-29-2007, 04:37 PM

For some reason the idea of Lohan being all coked up doesn't really offend me. If I were a celebrity I would tear a swath of booze and drug fueled mayhem down the Sunset Strip that would draw comparisons to Sherman's march to the sea. If these people can't party then who can?

Also rehab is worthless if a person doesn't want to change and why would she really want to change? Maybe when this happens again at age 35 she'll be ready, but not now.

JoeRedskin · 05-30-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by saden1

You have to be really insecure to look too deep into your spouse flirting with someone else. Relationships are based on trust not suffocating and controlling your spouse. I've never been married so I can say all that but still. When I do get married, I don't anticipating changing who I am. There will be lines I won't cross but I'll still stare at Jenny from the block's big booty. Certain things can not be helped.

As my wife says: I am free to look at the menu and comment on how good something might taste - I am just not allowed to order anything or eat from someone else's plate. She'll do all the cooking.

JoeRedskin · 05-30-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog1

It's the profiling!

Yeah, they were stopping everybody driving on that particular sidewalk.

That's profiling.

And that's just wrong.

Hog1 · 05-30-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Yeah, they were stopping everybody driving on that particular sidewalk.

That's profiling.

And that's just wrong.

What the HELL is this country coming to when a little innocent sidewalk excursion in your Maserati..........is .............TABOO??????

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-30-2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

How come it's blatantly obvious that most of these underage actors are drunk, yet they never get busted for THAT.

I was wondering that myself. Also, how is it that these bars don't lose their liquor licenses?

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-30-2007, 10:12 AM

Because famous people are more important than us.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-30-2007, 10:21 AM

Not only more important but also better in every sense of the word. I've heard that famous poo even has a rose-like fragrance and their sweat tastes like Vitamin Water.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-30-2007, 10:31 AM

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a celebrity to crap on me!

MonkFan4Life · 05-30-2007, 11:18 AM

First of all congradulations Malcolm ! No bullshit ! Been married for 8 months and I love it! Second you and Art THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS. Wasn't she like 15 when she wen't to rehab the first time ? These kids get drunk and plastered yet not one club/bar loses a license ? I really don't understand that. This girl has been drunk for the past 5 years and nothing has happened. Every month it's a new photo from a new club at a new party for another new news story about some old shit. Yet and still the club is still open for the next new photo and the .... I have work to do but you get the point. Damn I should've been an actor.

SmootSmack · 07-24-2007, 10:39 AM

Well, looks like here we go again. If true, she's just destroying her life. Sad, really

Lohan booked on suspicion of DUI - Yahoo! News

BigSKINBauer · 07-24-2007, 10:41 AM

haha, just posted this in the SHFT one minute after you. Fits better here.

That is funny. What an idiot.

BDBohnzie · 07-24-2007, 11:54 AM

They should throw her ass in the slammer...

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-24-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

They should throw her ass in the slammer...

Then she could star in the remake of the 1970's classic Caged Heat.

JoeRedskin · 07-24-2007, 12:01 PM

Wow. Felony coke possesion. And it's not like she can say - gee, I don't know how it got into MY PANTS' POCKET.

What a frigging idiot. She may actually end up doing some serious time on this one - not the 30 day catch and release the did on Hilton.

Then again, WHY DO I CARE?!?!? I admit it, I don't understand my own fascination with these dumb ass celebutantes (Hilton, Lohan, Simpson, Spears). AM I THAT SHALLOW???

Yes. Yes I am.

SmootSmack · 07-24-2007, 12:11 PM

You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes. Respect for the Duff

05-29-2007, 04:37 PM	#31
70Chip Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Manassas Age: 42 Posts: 3,048	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center For some reason the idea of Lohan being all coked up doesn't really offend me. If I were a celebrity I would tear a swath of booze and drug fueled mayhem down the Sunset Strip that would draw comparisons to Sherman's march to the sea. If these people can't party then who can? Also rehab is worthless if a person doesn't want to change and why would she really want to change? Maybe when this happens again at age 35 she'll be ready, but not now. __________________ This Monkey's Gone to Heaven

05-30-2007, 10:12 AM	#36
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,119	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center Because famous people are more important than us. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-30-2007, 10:21 AM	#37
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30 Posts: 7,757	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center Not only more important but also better in every sense of the word. I've heard that famous poo even has a rose-like fragrance and their sweat tastes like Vitamin Water. __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

05-30-2007, 10:31 AM	#38
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,119	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center Oh, what I wouldn't give for a celebrity to crap on me! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-30-2007, 11:18 AM	#39
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 1,830	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center First of all congradulations Malcolm ! No bullshit ! Been married for 8 months and I love it! Second you and Art THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS. Wasn't she like 15 when she wen't to rehab the first time ? These kids get drunk and plastered yet not one club/bar loses a license ? I really don't understand that. This girl has been drunk for the past 5 years and nothing has happened. Every month it's a new photo from a new club at a new party for another new news story about some old shit. Yet and still the club is still open for the next new photo and the .... I have work to do but you get the point. Damn I should've been an actor. __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

07-24-2007, 10:39 AM	#40
SmootSmack Mad Men Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 43,101	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center Well, looks like here we go again. If true, she's just destroying her life. Sad, really Lohan booked on suspicion of DUI - Yahoo! News __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

07-24-2007, 10:41 AM	#41
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: College Park; where they chop cars Age: 25 Posts: 5,635	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center haha, just posted this in the SHFT one minute after you. Fits better here. That is funny. What an idiot. __________________ "For there is nothing half so glorious As to see our team victorious" --UMD Fight Song BSB-2010

07-24-2007, 11:54 AM	#42
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 34 Posts: 4,368	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center They should throw her ass in the slammer... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-24-2007, 12:01 PM	#44
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 50 Posts: 7,145	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center Wow. Felony coke possesion. And it's not like she can say - gee, I don't know how it got into MY PANTS' POCKET. What a frigging idiot. She may actually end up doing some serious time on this one - not the 30 day catch and release the did on Hilton. Then again, WHY DO I CARE?!?!? I admit it, I don't understand my own fascination with these dumb ass celebutantes (Hilton, Lohan, Simpson, Spears). AM I THAT SHALLOW??? Yes. Yes I am. __________________ My Little Pony: Friendship is magic? or ... a repressive matriarchal society where individuals' roles are defined by their immutable physical characteristics and governance is reserved for those who demonstrate the genetic purity of the pony master race?

07-24-2007, 12:11 PM	#45
SmootSmack Mad Men Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 43,101	Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes. Respect for the Duff __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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