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Old 05-29-2007, 02:32 PM   #1
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Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center

This chicken head is a mess:

Lindsay Lohan, who was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated after crashing her Mercedes-Benz roadster on Sunset Boulevard early Saturday, was reportedly at an addiction treatment center in Malibu on Tuesday.

Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center - Entertainment News Story - KNTV | San Francisco
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Old 05-29-2007, 02:34 PM   #2
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LOL, great celebrity news.
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Old 05-29-2007, 02:46 PM   #3
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Like OMG Lindsay Lohan iz so kewl! Rehab is so nbd. She's my BFF!

LOLZ!!!1
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They said on the radio that she was out at the bar the next night, throwing up all over her bodyguard. Sucks for that guy.
This whole thing is just a preemptive strike; a way of possibly getting her sentence for the DUI/coke thing reduced.

What a freaking mess of a person. Maxium's Hottest Chick my ass...
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Old 05-29-2007, 02:52 PM   #5
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Thank god! I thought I was the only one who was into celebrity hilariousness like this.

What pisses me off the most is the fact she basically broke a dozen laws and gets a MISDEMEANOR DUI charge. What the hell is a misdemeanor DUI charge?
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Oh man, that sweatshirt really makes me wanna' hit it.
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Oh man, that sweatshirt really makes me wanna' hit it.
1. You're a married man now, so you can no longer say that sort of thing, you can only think it.

2. If you did get to hit it you'd run the risk of having your junk fall off; is that a risk you'd be willing to take?
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she was sooooo hot
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:02 PM   #10
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I wouldn't touch Lohan with YOUR penis. Honestly, she and Paris must have some kind of STD wager going on.
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:02 PM   #11
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All this just days after she got some vodka company to be the presenting sponsor of her upcoming 21st birthday party. Isn't it ironic?

I feel kinda bad for her though. She comes from such a messed up household. I believe both her parents have been in and out of jail. And she's not untalented (she's like the total opposite of Paris, home and talent wise). It's sad to see it all wasted away.

You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes.
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My co-worker and I were talking about it the other day. We do love when women will give you some attention just to let you know you still "got it". It's all about what you do with that attention...
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All this just days after she got some vodka company to be the presenting sponsor of her upcoming 21st birthday party. Isn't it ironic?

I feel kinda bad for her though. She comes from such a messed up household. I believe both her parents have been in and out of jail. And she's not untalented (she's like the total opposite of Paris, home and talent wise). It's sad to see it all wasted away.

You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes.
You ALSO don't get to see Duff's "stuff" because she's soooo good. Boo.
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I can't lie......I'd still hit it
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:14 PM   #15
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Like normally I would say this in jest, but I REALLY would be concerned for my penis's health.
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