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Old 05-30-2007, 03:06 PM   #16
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We have an intern that works here. Strange kid. Our office is business casual most of the week. Everyday this kid wears the same black suit and he usually has all the buttons fastened. He never removes his jacket and he never speaks to anyone. He's never done anything particulary strange, but there is something a little odd about him.

So one day we're on the elevator and I said something really funny to someone else, and so I turn to the kid thinking at least he's going to crack a laugh, giggle, smile...nothing! Just a blank stare.

I swear we got off the elevator like we just left a funeral. I haven't cracked a joke since.
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:07 PM   #17
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Wow. On a totally serious note, these are the people I try to make friends with just like was mentioned in the Dane Cook video. After the Tech thing, you never know who is going to go nuts one day.
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Both my current job and my old job had/have this big, shaved head white guys who keep to themselves and very unfriendly. I get the sense that they hate my guts when I'm around them. Very creepy. If dude that currently works at my office loses a nut, I'm probably going to be on is off list.
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:10 PM   #19
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Both my current job and my old job had/have this big, shaved head white guys who keep to themselves and very unfriendly. I get the sense that they hate my guts when I'm around them. Very creepy. If dude that currently works at my office loses a nut, I'm probably going to be on is off list.
I bet he's drawing a line through your name as we speak.
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LOL! I found a picture of him on our network. HILARIOUS.
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LOL! I found a picture of him on our network. HILARIOUS.
You are so wrong!!
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:28 PM   #22
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When we grow up we don't find humor in such things ....
oh c'mon creepy old work guy with suspenders is damn funny!
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To his credit, he's also a really nice guy (when he's not saying racist things). He'd do anything to help you fix a problem, even though he does enjoy a ridiculously long conversation afterwards.
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Is that his myspace pic?
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To his credit, he's also a really nice guy (when he's not saying racist things). He'd do anything to help you fix a problem, even though he does enjoy a ridiculously long conversation afterwards.
He's a talker huh, hate those people.

We have a guy in the office who is very knowledgeable, but you just dread having to go to him because you know you'll be tied up for the rest of the day talking to him.
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To his credit, he's also a really nice guy (when he's not saying racist things). He'd do anything to help you fix a problem, even though he does enjoy a ridiculously long conversation afterwards.
TMC... just wait to hear what they say about you in 40 years... he was probably really "One Cool Cat" back in his day.
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Is that his myspace pic?
OH GOD! LOL. People around here would absolutely die if I made a face MySpace for him.
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TMC... just wait to hear what they say about you in 40 years... he was probably really "One Cool Cat" back in his day.
Honestly, listening to some of his stories from the military and stuff, he sounds like he was exactly the same guy.
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We had several temps come through b/c my boss drives off anyone with decent skills (let's just say she's "difficult"). Inevitably we get temp admins that are just slightly crazy. I just call them members of the Tinfoil Hat Club after one who was convinced that the police helicopter followed her around at lunch (and that was one her more sane assertions).

So we now have an official tinfoil hat that we bring out for special occasions.
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We used to have this strange cat in my office, he just looked very odd. He kinda had a Bill Parcells type of body, big butt, big gut, kinda pear shaped.

The biggest thing was he spent waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on the shitter. I swear he was in there 5-6 times per day making all sorts of horrible noises, grunts, groans, talking to himself, etc.

There was a rumor that he came to work one day with shit on his pants and people around him complained that he stunk. How the crap got there nobody knows, and I don't think anyone wanted to know.
Well that's a nice story. I don't think I can top that, that glass sure isn't half full. That's just WRONG!

Matty you did forget the man tits on tuna?
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