What REALLY grinds your gears?

Monkeydad · 06-07-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

that was good but i was being sarcastic, and people who have to make every little thing into a big argument. Not taking a shot at you buster

I was being sarcastic too.

Hey GIG hates my dog... :cheeky-sm

12thMan · 06-07-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Buster

I was being sarcastic too.

Hey GIG hates my dog... :cheeky-sm

By the way, Buster..I've got my eye on you

jsarno · 06-07-2007, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

That's a great story 12th. What always amazes me about the Metro in DC is how inevitably at every station, at least one escalator isn't working. And there have been at least a handful of times that I've been in the middle of a long escalator ride and suddenly it just stops.

I think Toronto actually has the best subway system I've been on.

In terms of running like clockwork, I'd say Boston's system. And I've been on all sorts of subway systems.

Monkeydad · 06-08-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

By the way, Buster..I've got my eye on you

What am I, some kind of consolation prize since you couldn't get with Hess?

Uh oh...should I hide now?

Monkeydad · 06-08-2007, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Man, you bring up another "grind my gears." It seems lately one escalator isn't working. Again, it's usually during peak hours when everyone's either running late, pissed at their spouse, or hate their job!

So the train pulls up to the station, the doors open, everyone pours off and quickly scurries to the one working escalator going down. Of course, fifty or sixty people just can't get on the escalator together, so everything hinges on the first two or three assholes taking that first step onto the the moving contraption beneath their feet.

Now here's what grinds my gears. It's that split second when they get to the top of the escalator and suddenly become hyptnotized by the black piece of rotating metal. Now the other 100 assholes behind the first two or three are now bottle necked and looking on in Matrix style slow motion!

Here's what I've also found, it doesn't matter if they're an attorney, CPA, construction worker, teacher, Judge, our just your random thug, they all suffer from this momentary lapse of memory and how they performed this rudimentary function just the previous day (except me of course when I'm trashed)

I swear this old lady, had to be in her 70s, elbowed the hell out of me, hopped the bottom three stairs and jumped the train before it pulled off. Now she had it figured out!

I guess I should call this confessions of a Metro commuter.

12thMan · 06-08-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

What am I, some kind of consolation prize since you couldn't get with Hess?

Uh oh...should I hide now?

Who said I didn't get with Hess?

SmootSmack · 06-08-2007, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

What am I, some kind of consolation prize since you couldn't get with Hess?

That's one of the funniest lines I've read here in a long time.

jbcjr14 · 06-08-2007, 02:00 PM

Tailgating pricks when I am on my motorcycle going with the flow of traffic.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 06-09-2007, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Who said I didn't get with Hess?

Buster did

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 06-09-2007, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

By the way, Buster..I've got my eye on you

Taking a line from spongebob:

"If you could take out your eye and put it on him wouldn't that make you a zombie?"

MonkFan4Life · 06-22-2007, 02:58 PM

You know what really grinds my gears ?

Short impatient people at the Metro ! I'm walking to the turnstiles at Foggy Bottom this morning on my way to work. Im walking towards the first one to me because I have the "lane" as I pull my wallet out to leave this short lady comes under my ****ing arm and ruffs me for my spot and scan out. If you are familiar with the Metro I had my wallet in my hand and I was reaching out to place the SmartTrip card down and she literally ducked and sped up to get in front of me! I mean this isn't freaking NASCAR here, we are ALL going to work ! **** and do you know what the hell she did after that ? She stood on the damn escalator ! YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME TO STAND ON THE ESCALATOR ? HIT THE LEFT SIDE AND RUN UP THERE ASS CRACK !!!! I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know what really grinds my gears ? YOU SHORT LADY WITH THE ORANGE SHIRT AND THE BLACK CAPRIS ! **** YOU !!!!

Mattyk · 06-22-2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

You know what really grinds my gears ?

Short impatient people at the Metro ! I'm walking to the turnstiles at Foggy Bottom this morning on my way to work. Im walking towards the first one to me because I have the "lane" as I pull my wallet out to leave this short lady comes under my ****ing arm and ruffs me for my spot and scan out. If you are familiar with the Metro I had my wallet in my hand and I was reaching out to place the SmartTrip card down and she literally ducked and sped up to get in front of me! I mean this isn't freaking NASCAR here, we are ALL going to work ! **** and do you know what the hell she did after that ? She stood on the damn escalator ! YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME TO STAND ON THE ESCALATOR ? HIT THE LEFT SIDE AND RUN UP THERE ASS CRACK !!!! I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know what really grinds my gears ? YOU SHORT LADY WITH THE ORANGE SHIRT AND THE BLACK CAPRIS ! **** YOU !!!!

On a related note I hate it when you're on a road that's merging from 2 lanes into 1, and some jerkoff from behind races to get in front of you. Wow, really glad you got ONE SPOT ahead of me! Way to go chief!

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 06-22-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

On a related note I hate it when you're on a road that's merging from 2 lanes into 1, and some jerkoff from behind races to get in front of you. Wow, really glad you got ONE SPOT ahead of me! Way to go chief!

that just happened to me on my way home. I should have rear ended him. That Jackass

Hog1 · 06-22-2007, 03:09 PM

Fast lane on the freeway is moving steady, but heavy traffic with no place to go. Assh... behind you jumps to the right lane to try to jet up, and get in front of you, cut you off, when there is no place to go..............It's on!
I employ carefully honed Rollerball technique..............your goin' down

Hog1 · 06-22-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

On a related note I hate it when you're on a road that's merging from 2 lanes into 1, and some jerkoff from behind races to get in front of you. Wow, really glad you got ONE SPOT ahead of me! Way to go chief!

What, are you spying on my...........posts? before........I post....damn mod....

06-08-2007, 02:00 PM	#68
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 43 Posts: 2,001	Re: What REALLY grinds your gears? Tailgating pricks when I am on my motorcycle going with the flow of traffic. __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

06-22-2007, 02:58 PM	#71
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 1,830	Re: What REALLY grinds your gears? You know what really grinds my gears ? Short impatient people at the Metro ! I'm walking to the turnstiles at Foggy Bottom this morning on my way to work. Im walking towards the first one to me because I have the "lane" as I pull my wallet out to leave this short lady comes under my **ing arm and ruffs me for my spot and scan out. If you are familiar with the Metro I had my wallet in my hand and I was reaching out to place the SmartTrip card down and she literally ducked and sped up to get in front of me! I mean this isn't freaking NASCAR here, we are ALL going to work ! and do you know what the hell she did after that ? She stood on the damn escalator ! YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME TO STAND ON THE ESCALATOR ? HIT THE LEFT SIDE AND RUN UP THERE ASS CRACK !!!! I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You know what really grinds my gears ? YOU SHORT LADY WITH THE ORANGE SHIRT AND THE BLACK CAPRIS ! YOU !!!! __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"**

06-22-2007, 03:09 PM	#74
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 8,377	Re: What REALLY grinds your gears? Fast lane on the freeway is moving steady, but heavy traffic with no place to go. Assh... behind you jumps to the right lane to try to jet up, and get in front of you, cut you off, when there is no place to go..............It's on! I employ carefully honed Rollerball technique..............your goin' down __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... Win! Always win! By fair means or foul, by soft words and hard deeds... by treachery, by cunning, by malpractice... but always win--Edward Teach

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