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Old 06-09-2007, 02:14 AM   #76
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Old 06-22-2007, 03:58 PM   #77
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You know what really grinds my gears ?

Short impatient people at the Metro ! I'm walking to the turnstiles at Foggy Bottom this morning on my way to work. Im walking towards the first one to me because I have the "lane" as I pull my wallet out to leave this short lady comes under my fucking arm and ruffs me for my spot and scan out. If you are familiar with the Metro I had my wallet in my hand and I was reaching out to place the SmartTrip card down and she literally ducked and sped up to get in front of me! I mean this isn't freaking NASCAR here, we are ALL going to work ! Fuck and do you know what the hell she did after that ? She stood on the damn escalator ! YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME TO STAND ON THE ESCALATOR ? HIT THE LEFT SIDE AND RUN UP THERE ASS CRACK !!!! I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know what really grinds my gears ? YOU SHORT LADY WITH THE ORANGE SHIRT AND THE BLACK CAPRIS ! FUCK YOU !!!!
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:05 PM   #78
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You know what really grinds my gears ?

Short impatient people at the Metro ! I'm walking to the turnstiles at Foggy Bottom this morning on my way to work. Im walking towards the first one to me because I have the "lane" as I pull my wallet out to leave this short lady comes under my fucking arm and ruffs me for my spot and scan out. If you are familiar with the Metro I had my wallet in my hand and I was reaching out to place the SmartTrip card down and she literally ducked and sped up to get in front of me! I mean this isn't freaking NASCAR here, we are ALL going to work ! Fuck and do you know what the hell she did after that ? She stood on the damn escalator ! YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME TO STAND ON THE ESCALATOR ? HIT THE LEFT SIDE AND RUN UP THERE ASS CRACK !!!! I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know what really grinds my gears ? YOU SHORT LADY WITH THE ORANGE SHIRT AND THE BLACK CAPRIS ! FUCK YOU !!!!
On a related note I hate it when you're on a road that's merging from 2 lanes into 1, and some jerkoff from behind races to get in front of you. Wow, really glad you got ONE SPOT ahead of me! Way to go chief!
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:08 PM   #79
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On a related note I hate it when you're on a road that's merging from 2 lanes into 1, and some jerkoff from behind races to get in front of you. Wow, really glad you got ONE SPOT ahead of me! Way to go chief!

that just happened to me on my way home. I should have rear ended him. That Jackass
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:09 PM   #80
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Fast lane on the freeway is moving steady, but heavy traffic with no place to go. Assh... behind you jumps to the right lane to try to jet up, and get in front of you, cut you off, when there is no place to go..............It's on!
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On a related note I hate it when you're on a road that's merging from 2 lanes into 1, and some jerkoff from behind races to get in front of you. Wow, really glad you got ONE SPOT ahead of me! Way to go chief!
What, are you spying on my...........posts? before........I post....damn mod....
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EH! I just saw this!!! You didn't! We haven't even met yet!
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EH! I just saw this!!! You didn't! We haven't even met yet!

That is hurtful, but you said yet so there is hope for 12th.
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EH! I just saw this!!! You didn't! We haven't even met yet!

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.... no talking behind my back!

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You know what really grinds my gears ?

Short impatient people at the Metro ! I'm walking to the turnstiles at Foggy Bottom this morning on my way to work. Im walking towards the first one to me because I have the "lane" as I pull my wallet out to leave this short lady comes under my fucking arm and ruffs me for my spot and scan out. If you are familiar with the Metro I had my wallet in my hand and I was reaching out to place the SmartTrip card down and she literally ducked and sped up to get in front of me! I mean this isn't freaking NASCAR here, we are ALL going to work ! Fuck and do you know what the hell she did after that ? She stood on the damn escalator ! YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME TO STAND ON THE ESCALATOR ? HIT THE LEFT SIDE AND RUN UP THERE ASS CRACK !!!! I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know what really grinds my gears ? YOU SHORT LADY WITH THE ORANGE SHIRT AND THE BLACK CAPRIS ! FUCK YOU !!!!

You know I could write a volume on people standing on the escalator on the Metro!
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Or how about the pricks who just can't wait for the next train ?!?!?

I mean it's 2 min away !!!!! Those are my balls that your briefcase is lodged into peabrain !
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AND ANOTHER THING !!!! Nothing against anyones culture I SWEAR because this will sound bad to someone that this may offend but fuck it I really don't care now because if you have the right not to care how I feel about it then get offended. But people of certain cultures that feel that soap, deoderant, or any kind of product that may keep your body ESPECIALLY your underarms from smelling like the mustiest of musts that I have ever had the displeasure of smellin on a hot summer day while you stand next to me on a cramped Metro train as you hold your musty ass arms up to hold onto the rail. FUCK YOU !!!! I'm sorry because I know that there are alot of people that practice this and I do not hate you for it but FUCK YOU !!!! I go through alot of trouble to make people comfortable. I hold my farts until I get off the train. I'm one of those that will not jump on the train right before the doors close pushing the 3 unsuspecting people who had just squeezed on the car. I turn my headphones down, believe they are still loud but I keep them to a point that you don't have to hear what I am listening to but YOU, YOU walk around with your perimiter of must as if no one cal smell you. I am coughing for a reason ! AND I'M NOT SICK!!!!

OOOH THIS IS GOOD FOR ME !!!!
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Smelly people suck, plain and simple.
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