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Old 06-06-2012, 02:29 PM   #901
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No that's the kicker, it was just a small lunch sized bag.
Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:50 PM   #902
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Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.
I thought the same thing! I am pissing myself with laughter reading your post.
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Old 06-06-2012, 03:19 PM   #903
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People who write a huge paragraph and decide to leave it instead of breaking it down into a couple smaller paragraphs. You took all that time to write it, why not break it down instead of just having a massive block of text? I'm not going to lie, I tend to skip over paragraphs of people who do that.

In fact, I do that too, but right before I hit the post button, I throw a few spaces in there to split it up. I'm doing that right now. It's not hard. Just look at your big block of text, decide what can be split up into sections, and split it up. As I type this, I have already decided to split it up where my next sentence starts with "In fact,". Boom. Keep reading. Eyes down here buddy. I'm about to hit the Enter button twice, and then click post. *drops mic, walks off stage*
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:21 PM   #904
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Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.
I cannot confirm nor deny... so it's possible
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Old 06-07-2012, 02:36 AM   #905
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I cannot confirm nor deny... so it's possible
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:49 AM   #906
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I use to work with this really big lady, she was super cool. One of the nicest and funniest people I have ever meet.

She use to always ask me to go down to Rite Aid and buy a bag of UTZ ridged chips. I bring the bag back and she dump it out and pick out only the curled ones and then throw the rest away. I use to think that was the strangest/funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

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I used to have a coworker who would put a paper towel down on her desk and line up and organize every bag of chips by size and shape into a grid before eating them.

She'd also group like animal crackers together and she had some certain order she'd eat them in that I could never decipher, but before every bite, she'd sit and stare before choosing one.

I don't see how she got any work done with her odd snacking habits. It would take her 2 hours to organize and eat a small bag of chips.

I'd recommend medication but I think that may actually be the problem.
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My new (old) snack obsession is Sunflower seeds. If you have not had Bigs brand you are missing out. I seriously spit those things from 3 to 5 everyday at my desk everyday, low calories and keeps my mouth busy. I currently have 8 bags in my office. 2 Dill, 4 Bacon and 2 Franks Red Hot.
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I think this grinded someones gears on here. I forgot who. It bothers me too.


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My new (old) snack obsession is Sunflower seeds. If you have not had Bigs brand you are missing out. I seriously spit those things from 3 to 5 everyday at my desk everyday, low calories and keeps my mouth busy. I currently have 8 bags in my office. 2 Dill, 4 Bacon and 2 Franks Red Hot.
I buy the sunflower seeds at the store that come without the shell. I like sunflower seeds but I hate spitting the shell out.
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I just suck on the salt, and spit the entire thing out.
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I just suck on the salt, and spit the entire thing out.
Then just shack table salt in your hand and lick it.
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I buy the sunflower seeds at the store that come without the shell. I like sunflower seeds but I hate spitting the shell out.
If I do that i consume to many calories. One big bag of sunflower seeds least me a few days.
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