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Old 07-20-2012, 03:08 PM   #1051
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Poor math will though. I forgot the multiplier. I probably wipe on average four times per movement. Now we're in the neighborhood of 5 miles over the course of my life(provided i dont run into current forum management in a dark alley).

That's ridiculous Matty. I'm not going to stretch out over 5 miles so i dont appear uncouth.
What if you've never paid attention to which side the tp roll is facing? What if you're more concerned about a lack of tp instead?
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:12 PM   #1052
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:13 PM   #1053
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

When im typing an email or word document and i right click on a word to get some thesaurus help and it makes me put the word back into its singlure or simplest form before giving me choices.

Do macs f with you like that?
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:13 PM   #1054
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Will set you free from under/over civil war.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:15 PM   #1055
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When im typing an email or word document and i right click on a word to get some thesaurus help and it makes me put the word back into its singlure or simplest form before giving me choices.

Do macs f with you like that?
Mac's are worse AND they gripe about the wine you've pair with your snack.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:17 PM   #1056
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The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.

You should put this sticker over it and see how long it stays on:



I kind of want to get a 0.6 sticker, but they dont make them yet.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:40 PM   #1057
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Will set you free from under/over civil war.
For the win!

But that doesn't totally eliminate the need for regular TP. I look at it as the regular TP is the starter, and the wipes are the closer. We're really getting into TMI territory eh?
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:51 PM   #1058
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

Matty, technically speaking you'd want to go wet 'n' dry unless you're content with air-drying your chuff.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:59 PM   #1059
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Matty, technically speaking you'd want to go wet 'n' dry unless you're content with air-drying your chuff.
Dry, wet, dry?
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:07 PM   #1060
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Dry, wet, dry?
That would be bordering on overly technical.

Problem I see, AMD, with dry-wet-dry is the potential for smearing if not correctly applied at the first dry attempt.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:11 PM   #1061
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But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:20 PM   #1062
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But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?
Never. I've been winnet*-free for years now using my patented (for the purposes of this thread) method of wet 'n' dry.

Once you try it you'll never go back to old-fashioned tp.





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Old 07-20-2012, 04:57 PM   #1063
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I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.
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I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.
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Old 07-20-2012, 06:16 PM   #1065
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I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.
Yeah always worked for me

The other way just seems ass backwards
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