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Old 07-20-2012, 03:15 PM   #1081
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When im typing an email or word document and i right click on a word to get some thesaurus help and it makes me put the word back into its singlure or simplest form before giving me choices.

Do macs f with you like that?
Mac's are worse AND they gripe about the wine you've pair with your snack.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:17 PM   #1082
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The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.

You should put this sticker over it and see how long it stays on:



I kind of want to get a 0.6 sticker, but they dont make them yet.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:40 PM   #1083
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But that doesn't totally eliminate the need for regular TP. I look at it as the regular TP is the starter, and the wipes are the closer. We're really getting into TMI territory eh?
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:51 PM   #1084
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Matty, technically speaking you'd want to go wet 'n' dry unless you're content with air-drying your chuff.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:59 PM   #1085
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Matty, technically speaking you'd want to go wet 'n' dry unless you're content with air-drying your chuff.
Dry, wet, dry?
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:07 PM   #1086
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Dry, wet, dry?
That would be bordering on overly technical.

Problem I see, AMD, with dry-wet-dry is the potential for smearing if not correctly applied at the first dry attempt.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:11 PM   #1087
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But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:20 PM   #1088
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But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?
Never. I've been winnet*-free for years now using my patented (for the purposes of this thread) method of wet 'n' dry.

Once you try it you'll never go back to old-fashioned tp.





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Old 07-20-2012, 04:57 PM   #1089
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I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.
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I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.
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I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.
Yeah always worked for me

The other way just seems ass backwards
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Old 07-20-2012, 06:46 PM   #1092
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But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?
Remnants?
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:24 PM   #1093
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

I remember SS bringing this up a while ago, but not sure if it was in this thread, and my search didn't help. Either way, the discussion was about wives/gf/family members trying to act knowledgeable about sports. Anyway, me, my friend, my dad, and my dad's gf were at the house today watching the Nats game, when Roger Bernadina singled home Sandy Leon to take the lead, and my dad's gf goes "Ooooh a home run!" lolllll. I had to restrain myself from cracking up on the spot.
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The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.
Ask her what her time is and then tear her down from there.

The hardest-hitting reply would be the pseudo-compliment..."that's not a bad time for someone of your size (or substitute weight)".

I'm not one for insulting fat people out loud, to their faces...but she's asking for it with her attitude.

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I remember SS bringing this up a while ago, but not sure if it was in this thread, and my search didn't help. Either way, the discussion was about wives/gf/family members trying to act knowledgeable about sports. Anyway, me, my friend, my dad, and my dad's gf were at the house today watching the Nats game, when Roger Bernadina singled home Sandy Leon to take the lead, and my dad's gf goes "Ooooh a home run!" lolllll. I had to restrain myself from cracking up on the spot.

You should have yelled "TOUCHDOWN!" Everyone else hopefully would have understood.
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

sunburn...damn it sux. used 30 spf and still got effed up on my nose..
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