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Old 07-20-2012, 02:11 PM   #1081
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

Results are in for the poll about the proper way to put toilet paper up:

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Old 07-20-2012, 02:15 PM   #1082
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Results are in for the poll about the proper way to put toilet paper up:

Inconclusive, sir. The argument could be made that the left roll is a few rolls ahead. I'm and 'over', 'unders' should be inhumed with all possible prejudice.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:22 PM   #1083
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The one on the right is probably the original roll.

Over is just uncivilized. Those that go over probably also wipe back to front.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:25 PM   #1084
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OMFG! I'm surrounded by tissue abusers!

WTF is wrong with the world......

I'm just glad there's no issue with tissue when one uses baby wipes in place of the old fashioned roll. Yeah, yeah, I really do.

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Old 07-20-2012, 03:26 PM   #1085
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I was expecting you.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:32 PM   #1086
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The one on the right is probably the original roll.

Over is just uncivilized. Those that go over probably also wipe back to front.
Wrong. I did the math, and if i live 70 years, the extra 3 inches i have to reach for the under totals 1.209 miles of extra reaching i would do over the course of my life. Assuming i wipe once a day(which i do). I would rather spare myself that extra effort.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:38 PM   #1087
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:53 PM   #1088
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Wrong. I did the math, and if i live 70 years, the extra 3 inches i have to reach for the under totals 1.209 miles of extra reaching i would do over the course of my life. Assuming i wipe once a day(which i do). I would rather spare myself that extra effort.
The stats don't lie.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:58 PM   #1089
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The stats don't lie.
Poor math will though. I forgot the multiplier. I probably wipe on average four times per movement. Now we're in the neighborhood of 5 miles over the course of my life(provided i dont run into current forum management in a dark alley).

That's ridiculous Matty. I'm not going to stretch out over 5 miles so i dont appear uncouth.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:02 PM   #1090
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The lack of that extra exercise will probably cancel out any benefits.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:08 PM   #1091
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Poor math will though. I forgot the multiplier. I probably wipe on average four times per movement. Now we're in the neighborhood of 5 miles over the course of my life(provided i dont run into current forum management in a dark alley).

That's ridiculous Matty. I'm not going to stretch out over 5 miles so i dont appear uncouth.
What if you've never paid attention to which side the tp roll is facing? What if you're more concerned about a lack of tp instead?
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:12 PM   #1092
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:13 PM   #1093
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

When im typing an email or word document and i right click on a word to get some thesaurus help and it makes me put the word back into its singlure or simplest form before giving me choices.

Do macs f with you like that?
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:15 PM   #1095
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When im typing an email or word document and i right click on a word to get some thesaurus help and it makes me put the word back into its singlure or simplest form before giving me choices.

Do macs f with you like that?
Mac's are worse AND they gripe about the wine you've pair with your snack.
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