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Old 06-07-2007, 08:48 AM   #1
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Who needs Viagra?

Man blames health drink for unwanted erection - Men's Health - MSNBC.com


And let the childish puns begin.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:49 AM   #2
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That is hard to believe.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:54 AM   #3
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That reminds me of some side computing work I did for this old woman. (On a side note, posting about side work for a senior citizen in a Viagra thread is borderline). Anyway, basically she had some spyware to clean up, so I fixed the computer, no problem.

I get this call maybe four months later from her saying that her computer is broken and that it was probably from when I was there last time. I said, "What happened?" She said that her cat knocked the tower over and that it wouldn't turn on anymore.

That's what this story reminds me of.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:55 AM   #4
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I hope he doesn't get down on himself.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:57 AM   #5
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Thank you 12th! I was very disappointed in TMC.
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Old 06-07-2007, 10:09 AM   #6
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I wonder how he took his Good Morning leak? Did he just piss all over the toilet seat and let it run down into the bowl or did he just do it outside in front of god and everybody?
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Old 06-07-2007, 10:42 AM   #7
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I hope he doesn't get down on himself.
or so hard on himself.
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Old 06-07-2007, 11:00 AM   #8
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I wonder how he took his Good Morning leak? Did he just piss all over the toilet seat and let it run down into the bowl or did he just do it outside in front of god and everybody?
Dude don't you know what a shower is for. Just sling back the curtain and let it go and if your feeling nice cut on the shower to flush.
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Old 06-07-2007, 11:36 AM   #9
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Who knew standing at attention would be so painful...
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Anyone else notice his name is Woods?
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