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Old 06-13-2007, 09:59 PM   #1
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50 new sex positions!

This is a link that was passed to me, and it is hilarious. There isnt any porn, but your boss might be upset because you will be laughing out loud.

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Old 06-13-2007, 10:23 PM   #2
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Re: 50 new sex positions!

Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
The Tony Romo
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:24 PM   #3
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Another good one:



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Old 06-13-2007, 10:24 PM   #4
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I need asprin from my wife's last night's positions. lol

But I digress
lol!
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The Molotov Cocktail
Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:34 PM   #6
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Pshh no sense of humor hess. Where is AMD when you need him, I know he would find this hilarious.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:23 PM   #7
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hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one..
Careful...no flirting! LOL.
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The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!
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I prefer the levitating ceiling fan, complete with stirrups.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:02 AM   #10
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The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!
haha I know its messed up.
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Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
The Tony Romo
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.
They forgot...cry afterwards.
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:19 AM   #12
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These made me laugh quite heartily.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:32 PM   #13
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hilarious. simply hilarious. and I'd imagine, if we could upload our own avatars here, that several of the position signs would pop up all over the boards.
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The Molotov Cocktail
Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAI am so bent right5 now i JUST left Fridays drinking Southeast Dirty Waters and a Shot of Patron to end the day and I am COOKED ! ! This is the funniest stuff i have seen in a min !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA ]

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The Romo did make me spit.
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