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06-26-2007, 11:49 AM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| "A damned alligator bit my hand off!" One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com I bet his first interview after he gets out of the hospital will sound something like this: I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that. he'll then proceed to pull a jar containing the gator's other eye out of his pocket.
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06-26-2007, 12:00 PM
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| Pro Bowl  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: College Park; where they chop cars Age: 25
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| Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!" yes sir, chubbs wasn't lying
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06-26-2007, 12:15 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA
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| Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!" 
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06-26-2007, 01:15 PM
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| Quietly Dominating the East  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida
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| Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!" Like they said in the article. That's part of Florida. I see alligators every day of my life. Thankfully, there not attached to my arm
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06-26-2007, 01:30 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 35
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| Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
__________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today" |
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06-26-2007, 02:34 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 34
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| Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!" I've played that course! It's less than 5 minutes from my Grandparents house, and my uncle and I played there when I was in college. Saw plenty of alligators there and at the 2 other courses we played at...just didn't venture to get close enough to them to have my arm bitten off.
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