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Old 06-26-2007, 11:49 AM   #1
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"A damned alligator bit my hand off!"

One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com

I bet his first interview after he gets out of the hospital will sound something like this:
I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
he'll then proceed to pull a jar containing the gator's other eye out of his pocket.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:00 PM   #2
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"

yes sir, chubbs wasn't lying
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As to see our team victorious"

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Old 06-26-2007, 12:15 PM   #3
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"

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Old 06-26-2007, 01:15 PM   #4
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"

Like they said in the article. That's part of Florida. I see alligators every day of my life.
Thankfully, there not attached to my arm
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:30 PM   #5
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"

YouTube - Happy GIlmore, Baseball scene at start

Ph this movie is such a classic !
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The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:34 PM   #6
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I've played that course! It's less than 5 minutes from my Grandparents house, and my uncle and I played there when I was in college. Saw plenty of alligators there and at the 2 other courses we played at...just didn't venture to get close enough to them to have my arm bitten off.
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