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Old 08-09-2007, 03:03 AM   #1
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beRecruited SportsWrap » Michael Vick Sued for $63,000,000,000. Plaintiff uses finest handwriting.

"Vick stole his dogs and sold them on eBay, using the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Government of Iran."
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Old 08-09-2007, 05:42 AM   #2
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beRecruited SportsWrap » Michael Vick Sued for $63,000,000,000. Plaintiff uses finest handwriting.

"Vick stole his dogs and sold them on eBay, using the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Government of Iran."
That is 10 times worse than that lawyer who sued those drycleaners over a missing pair of pants.

The guy was reaching deep with the plegding allegence to Al Qaeda part.
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Old 08-09-2007, 06:16 AM   #3
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why wouldn't the first person that reads this as an official member of the system, just toss this into a trash can?
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why wouldn't the first person that reads this as an official member of the system, just toss this into a trash can?
Cause they're too busy laughing.
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Old 08-09-2007, 09:36 AM   #5
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while extremely big waste of time, that is freakin' hilarious.
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Old 08-09-2007, 09:59 AM   #6
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I love how he ended it. "Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes." LOL

Unfortunately, complaints like these come through my office at least a few times a week. We would love to throw them out, but we can't.
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:44 AM   #7
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lady brave, why not. this obviously has no legal merit. why waste anymore time on it?
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lady brave, why not. this obviously has no legal merit. why waste anymore time on it?
Well, as a detention secretary, all I can do is turn the inmate's paperwork into the clerk's office. I'm not allowed to determine whether an inmate's complaint has any legal merit or not.

The Clerk's office doesn't have the authority to deny someone the right to file a complaint as long as it's filed in the proper format. It's up to a judge to impose sanctions on a person barring them from filing frivilous lawsuits.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:47 PM   #9
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what a total waste of time and effort. when it finally gets to the judge, will he snicker, and toss it?
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what a total waste of time and effort. when it finally gets to the judge, will he snicker, and toss it?
I would think so, but I'm not very well versed in federal court filing procedures.
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I am seriously hoping this is a joke, but given it's not. Mr. Riches should have a few more years added to his sentence for wasting people's time, and when it's up (if it ever gets up) he needs to attend a mental hospital.
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what a total waste of time and effort. when it finally gets to the judge, will he snicker, and toss it?
This will never get to a judge.
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