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Old 08-15-2007, 11:46 PM   #1
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Jared Lorenzen's nicknames

Came asross these the other day and I laugh my ass of everytime I think about them.

Hefty Lefty, The Pillsbury Throwboy, J.Load, Round Mound of Touchdown, BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback), and my personal favorite Quarter got Back. LOL

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Old 08-15-2007, 11:48 PM   #2
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Double Ouncer Quarter Pounder.
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Old 08-16-2007, 12:11 AM   #3
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Re: Jared Lorenzen's nicknames

Probably more of a Parking Lot discussion, moving it
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what did we sign this kid or something????
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Old 08-16-2007, 02:00 AM   #5
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lol The BBQ QB. lol
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No still with Gmen. He's actually a pretty good find. Probably won't be around a long time, but now he's a great 3rd stringer.
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6'4, 285, that's a big boy for a QB. I always see him on Madden but I dunno if he's actually any good. Anyone seen him in action?

Bet he doesn't roll out of the pocket much. I'm sure it's hard work to haul around 285.
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6'4, 285, that's a big boy for a QB. I always see him on Madden but I dunno if he's actually any good. Anyone seen him in action?

Bet he doesn't roll out of the pocket much. I'm sure it's hard work to haul around 285.

Actually he is quite mobile. I saw him in the preseason game last week, he is pretty quick on his feet.
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