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Old 08-21-2007, 03:12 PM   #61
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Who's "he" and "him"? I'm guessing he didn't threaten to shoot himself.
You are correct ! Well I was pulled over for driving too fast in the rain. I wasn't even speeding ! But the guy told me that if I moved he would shoot me in the face and I laughed at him and told him that he might want to call everyone and tell them that he loved them before he does it. I was in Capitol Heights. That was a funny nighty.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:18 PM   #62
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THIS is a funny nighty.

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Old 08-21-2007, 03:24 PM   #63
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That likes to drink A-1 Sauce. Not like tipping the bottle but having it by the spoonful.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:24 PM   #64
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You're not the only one. A1 is my favorite condiment of all time.
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...had Kenny Loggins correctly predict his gender when his mom was pregnant with him and did not know herself.

Wow, that sentence made no sense. My parents went to a Kenny Loggins concert when my mom was pregnant with me (it was the early 80's so give them a break). Afterwards they went to Clyde's in Columbia, where my mom probably downed some liquor, and they bumped into Mr. Footloose himself.
My mom got his autograph and he signed "Congrats, It's a Boy {and kenny loggins is the father}."
Ok, I made that last part up, but he did sign an autograph for my mom and he was correct in his prediction.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:40 PM   #66
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I've seen 2 nuns go down on each other. They weren't real nuns, But it was a heavenly experience
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...had Kenny Loggins correctly predict his gender when his mom was pregnant with him and did not know herself.

Wow, that sentence made no sense. My parents went to a Kenny Loggins concert when my mom was pregnant with me (it was the early 80's so give them a break). Afterwards they went to Clyde's in Columbia, where my mom probably downed some liquor, and they bumped into Mr. Footloose himself.
My mom got his autograph and he signed "Congrats, It's a Boy {and kenny loggins is the father}."
Ok, I made that last part up, but he did sign an autograph for my mom and he was correct in his prediction.

Wow. This explains a LOT.
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...whose brother once opened for Hootie and the Blowfish.
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:50 PM   #69
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...met Barry Bonds and Bobby Bonilla when they both played for the Prince William Pirates.
...had my car stolen from in front of my house.
...has season tickets in section 129.
...sat next to Joe Gibbs back at least 20 years ago when he was in charge of running a basketball team in Manassas. i can't remember the name but it was something like a little boys and girls club.
...met Mark Moseley when I worked at Modells in Manassas, and then my old roomate from college's sister married him.

Im sure theres more but I think Im up to par.
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Old 08-21-2007, 05:17 PM   #70
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Who got police protection during the DC Sniper attacks because I received death threats from someone alleging to be the sniper.
Who was a suspect in the sniper shootings?
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Who was a suspect in the sniper shootings?
You were a suspect in the sniper shootings?
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Had perfect attendance K-12?
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Old 08-21-2007, 05:26 PM   #73
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You were a suspect in the sniper shootings?
Yeah I was. I fit the original FBI profile: single
white
middle aged
owned a matching rifle
have experience with firearms
(I am a NRA certified safety instructor)

I had two U.S. Marshalls come knock on my door one afternoon, confiscate my rifle and asked for names of people that could verify my where abouts.

Whole thing scared the poop out of me.
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I drank a beer with sublime about six months before Brad died. I meet Steven Tyler at a Mettallica concert when I was in High School. I also almost beat up David Arquette for cutting in front of me at the beer stand during a Lakers game,That was until I realized it was David Arquette.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:22 AM   #75
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...who has done 85mph, the wrong way, down the interstate. Legally.
Got ya! Hurricane evacuation in GA back in 1999. They opened up all lanes on I-20 to westbound traffic.
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