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Old 08-24-2007, 09:10 PM   #121
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That was you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you owe me 150 dollars.
lol omg, did you all of a sudden turn into a 40 year old, mean white guy in a Benz?

God he got out the car and started SCREAMING at me at the top of his lungs about how his car was worth 70,000 and about how I didn't know shit about driving. I was like God, dude I BUMPED it, I didn't smash it. Apparently there was a nick on his bumper about ---- big. NOT a dent. a little.. like.. scratch. BARELY visible, he had to put his face up to the bumper to see it.

So he starts screaming at me about give me your insurance and so I cried and kept saying I'm sorry, over and over.

He eventually said F you in so many words and got in his car and left.

Needless to say, that was a fantastic day.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:45 PM   #122
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lol omg, did you all of a sudden turn into a 40 year old, mean white guy in a Benz?

God he got out the car and started SCREAMING at me at the top of his lungs about how his car was worth 70,000 and about how I didn't know shit about driving. I was like God, dude I BUMPED it, I didn't smash it. Apparently there was a nick on his bumper about ---- big. NOT a dent. a little.. like.. scratch. BARELY visible, he had to put his face up to the bumper to see it.

So he starts screaming at me about give me your insurance and so I cried and kept saying I'm sorry, over and over.

He eventually said F you in so many words and got in his car and left.

Needless to say, that was a fantastic day.
That was funny. I am not the cryer type I probably would have spit in his mouth while he was yelling then punched him in the throat.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:47 PM   #123
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won front row tickets to Aerosmith and hung out with them backstage
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:49 PM   #124
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that has beer bonged a thirty in a night. a couple already heard me talkin about this.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:50 PM   #125
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took a bath in vodka.
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took a bath in vodka.
then drank it!!:cheeky-sm
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:03 PM   #127
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took a bath in cristal.

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Old 08-25-2007, 02:47 AM   #128
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no yall didnt. my story is tru
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:13 AM   #129
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no yall didnt. my story is tru

so is mine I wouldnt call it a bath but I was in there for like 3 minutes.
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:16 AM   #130
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And I wasnt naked.
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Old 08-25-2007, 11:50 AM   #131
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That has sat courtside at a Laker game next to David E. Kelly on Christmas Day and have Jaren Jackson ask about his friend (Not David Kelly, my boy was right next to him and set up a meeting with DK right there)'s crown & coke as JJ was inbounding the basketball after a timeout.
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:15 PM   #132
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I once sat infront of terrell suggs and adlius thomas at a terps basketball game.

But i am probably the only one here who has had them pay money to their friends to got to some girls on their behalf.

THey are stupid bitches anyways. The a lot of the time either suggs or thomas was on his damn phone yelling, give me my money i don't give a f... just give me my money.
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Old 08-26-2007, 06:24 PM   #133
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Who gets a one dollar check from the federal government every year.I must have been off by a dollar one year on my taxes and they sent it to me and I never cashed it.Now they have to keep sending it to me.I have like six or seven of them.
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who won 300 million on the powerball
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Old 08-26-2007, 09:29 PM   #135
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who won 300 million on the powerball

yeah right and I am the queen of england
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