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Old 09-11-2007, 01:43 AM   #16
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:52 AM   #17
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:53 AM   #18
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:48 AM   #19
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Just googled Lancaster, and your most def. right.

Their crime index was pretty high.
That's me and Dmek's "hood." ROFLMAO. Lancaster is in the heart of AMISH COUNTRY. The only reason we have the fucking jokers is because there's alot of trash that comes down from NYC. Basically a bunch of wannabe hard asses who couldn't do it in the city come out to the middle of nowhere and act like gangsters.

When I was in college, right after I got out of the Navy, I took a job as a collections agent/repo guy. (Horrible job but it paid 45k and I was in college) Every time I went out to the "hood" and knocked on doors to get back whatever these idiots weren't paying for there'd be a lot of posturing, a lot of threats, alot of TALK and then I'd get the shit and leave. What a joke...
BTW, I'm just a very average sized white dude. (6' 175 lbs) These idiots are just like any other anywhere all talk, no action.
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:53 AM   #20
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These are the same jerkoffs who are like "Scarface" is my favorite movie.

Is it REALLY? It's a good movie, but come on now.
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:01 AM   #21
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actually, there is plenty of stuff to do around here. but burgundy is right. alot of losers from new york, and new jersey. they come here with no jobs, and rely on drugs to make money. Lancaster county is one of the most beautiful places in our wonderful country. I've been to about 6 or 7 different states, and have yet to see one that compares to good old home
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:07 AM   #22
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No doubt, Lancaster, PA is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen. The trash does their best to ruin it though. I don't mind people coming out to the country to make a better life, in fact I salute them for it. My problem lies when they come out for a better life but instead end up trying to turn their new environment into their old one.
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actually, there is plenty of stuff to do around here. but burgundy is right. alot of losers from new york, and new jersey. they come here with no jobs, and rely on drugs to make money. Lancaster county is one of the most beautiful places in our wonderful country. I've been to about 6 or 7 different states, and have yet to see one that compares to good old home
May be you need to elect Buford T. Pusser for county Sheriff?? Hard to imagine in the Heart of Amish country
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These are the same jerkoffs who are like "Scarface" is my favorite movie.

Is it REALLY? It's a good movie, but come on now.
Most overrated movie in the history of mankind.

It's a decent movie, but I'm not installing TV's in every room of my house just looping the movie continually. It's so freaking overrated it kills me.

Actually, I would be such a G if I did that.

Godfather movies are 10 times better than scarface.
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Most overrated movie in the history of mankind.

It's a decent movie, but I'm not installing TV's in every room of my house just looping the movie continually. It's so freaking overrated it kills me.

Actually, I would be such a G if I did that.

Godfather movies are 10 times better than scarface.
Scarface, Godfather, ANY of those movies. It's like every wanna-be gangster feels they need to own those movies just so that when people come over they can be like, "Yo, look what I have."

All good movies, but seriously, watching those movies doesn't make you a gangster. In most cases it makes you a fat ass because you're watching it too much.

Unless you're doing coke while you watch it. Then you might be like Scarface.
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How about F...REAL Gangsters?
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Would these guys qualify as wannabes?


OMG............LOL these boys would be bitches in my hood, LOL, LOL, LOL
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:01 PM   #28
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Re: F...Wannabe Gangsters

Here 's a story I heard recently which inspired the creation of this thread:

A wannabe gangster lifts up his shirt and challanges a real gangster to pop him if he has the balls after an altercation, the real gangster says "What are you? Superman?" and pops two into his chest.


What a f'ing idiot!
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Here 's a story I heard recently which inspired the creation of this thread:

A wannabe gangster lifts up his shirt and challanges a real gangster to pop him if he has the balls after an altercation, the real gangster says "What are you? Superman?" and pops two into his chest.


What a f'ing idiot!
Damn...F them both
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:55 PM   #30
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Damn...F them both
Apparently it happened a long time ago outside a D.C. night club and I don't know if the story is true or not. Honestly though, you've got to be dumb to beat your chest and dare someone you don't know to shoot you.
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