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Old 10-01-2007, 11:59 AM   #1
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F...I mean, F...being on hold!

There may be on a thread on this already, if so please merge.

But damn, I'm trying to get through to Kaiser P. to find out the results from my herpes test, and I can't get a damn sole on the line! Instead, they're telling me where to get flu shots in P.G. county if I'm pregnant! Are you serious? Flu shot if I'm pregnant?!!

While I'm at it, if any of you have a Citibank account, great on convenience...not so great on customer service. Without fail you'll get someone in Bombay who will put you on hold after verifying your SSN#, your birthdate, your mother's maiden name and shoe size while she was in grade school...it's ridiculous!!!

I can't think of one place nowadays where they don't put you hold, it's so annoying. I called my daughter on her cell phone, and she put me hold! I'm losing it!!!
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:04 PM   #2
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Sucks that you might have the herp.

A few months ago I was having some trouble with my bank so I had to call them a bunch of times and at one point I got so pissed with being on hold/trying to navigate my way through the automated crap that I chucked the cordless phone across the room...and right into a huge painting on the wall. There was broken glass everywhere. AND, the phone hung up, which meant I had to call back and start over.
So that wasn't fun.
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:05 PM   #3
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j/k on herp....rest is true...
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:35 PM   #4
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Sucks that you might have the herp.
AHAHAHAH!
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There may be on a thread on this already, if so please merge.

But damn, I'm trying to get through to Kaiser P. to find out the results from my herpes test, and I can't get a damn sole on the line! Instead, they're telling me where to get flu shots in P.G. county if I'm pregnant! Are you serious? Flu shot if I'm pregnant?!!

While I'm at it, if any of you have a Citibank account, great on convenience...not so great on customer service. Without fail you'll get someone in Bombay who will put you on hold after verifying your SSN#, your birthdate, your mother's maiden name and shoe size while she was in grade school...it's ridiculous!!!

I can't think of one place nowadays where they don't put you hold, it's so annoying. I called my daughter on her cell phone, and she put me hold! I'm losing it!!!

Thanks for the laugh. What I hate is all this automated phone shit It takes 20 min to do somthing that should take 5. Just put me through to a live operator already!
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There may be on a thread on this already, if so please merge.

But damn, I'm trying to get through to Kaiser P. to find out the results from my herpes test, and I can't get a damn sole on the line! Instead, they're telling me where to get flu shots in P.G. county if I'm pregnant! Are you serious? Flu shot if I'm pregnant?!!

While I'm at it, if any of you have a Citibank account, great on convenience...not so great on customer service. Without fail you'll get someone in Bombay who will put you on hold after verifying your SSN#, your birthdate, your mother's maiden name and shoe size while she was in grade school...it's ridiculous!!!

I can't think of one place nowadays where they don't put you hold, it's so annoying. I called my daughter on her cell phone, and she put me hold! I'm losing it!!!
I guess you finally got that dream date with Hessy huh?

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Old 10-01-2007, 03:19 PM   #7
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I guess you finally got that dream date with Hessy huh?

I wish you could hear how loud I just laughed.

YOu can bet she's lurking too!!!
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does hessy even come on here anymore?
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Old 10-01-2007, 03:57 PM   #9
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does hessy even come on here anymore?

Naw, her and Schneed eloped! Virtually speaking, that is.
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^ LOL

Seriously I don't see post from her anymore
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:02 PM   #11
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I am being serious. I think the dude Art gave her vet minimum to come back
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does hessy even come on here anymore?
Last post was August 15.

I think you guys drove her away. Good job, jerks. :cheeky-sm
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Hessy now resides over at hailredskins.com if you're interested
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I think you guys drove her away. Good job, jerks. :cheeky-sm
That's a real shame. Now who's going to constantly remind us that Mark Brunell isn't that bad, Carlos Rogers couldn't cover my grandmother, and men are jerks?
She'll surely be missed.
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:38 AM   #15
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Re: F...I mean, F...being on hold!

Lately I have been getting put on hold from people who call me. Its usually a Politcal campaign thing or some policemans charity but the call usually goes like this

Me: Hello?

Machine: Your call has been placed on hold. Please be patient.

What!!!!!???!! Its not my fucking call you motherf@$#%s.

It only keeps me on hold for a couple of seconds but this really pisses me off. I usually wait until a real person comes on and totally berate them.
And of course they always mispronouce my name. That always gets them a big F U!
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