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11-20-2007, 08:06 AM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: your favorite joke Quote:
__________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine | |
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11-20-2007, 08:10 AM
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| Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: your favorite joke Quote:
__________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine | |
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11-20-2007, 08:29 AM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northern Virginia, Woodbridge Age: 51
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| Re: your favorite joke Horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says "Hey, why the long face?" Baby Seal walks into a bar and the bartender ask what he'll have. "Anything but a Canadian Club." he said. A guys walks into a bar, then had a bump on his head.
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11-20-2007, 09:50 AM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 34
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| Re: your favorite joke A pirate walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer so the bartender gives him a beer and notices a steering wheel on the pirate's nuts so he asks the pirate "why is there a steering wheel on your privates" and the pirate say "arhhgghh its drivin' me nuts."
__________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris |
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11-20-2007, 10:20 AM
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| Impact Rookie  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Arlington Va. Age: 36
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| Re: your favorite joke What did one gay guy say to the other gay guy at the gay bar? Can I push in your stool?
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11-20-2007, 12:26 PM
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| Eternally Legendary   Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 33
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| Re: your favorite joke It's Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Man, "but my butt is killing me.
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11-20-2007, 05:41 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington DC Age: 26
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__________________ Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best. I'm a chick, damnit. | |
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11-21-2007, 01:58 PM
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| Eternally Legendary Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 33
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11-21-2007, 06:39 PM
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| Fighting off The Crazies  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Beach Age: 39
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| Re: your favorite joke A guy is on his morning commute and his cellphone rings. Fumbling for the phone, he loses track of what's happening on the road and slams into the car in front of him. Just as he realizes what kind of trouble he's in because he knows it's completely his fault, he can't help but chuckle as the driver of the car he hit jumps out and it's a dwarf. The dwarf runs up to his car and tells him, "I am NOT happy." The driver can't help himself and replies, "Well, which one of them are you?" ***** Hope I didn't offend the midgets, ... oops, ... I mean little people with that one. |
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11-21-2007, 07:31 PM
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| Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northern Virginia, Woodbridge Age: 51
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| Re: your favorite joke A Pirate Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
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