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Old 01-04-2008, 04:36 PM   #16
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Re: Fake Breasts

I have a friend and his wife had them done a few years back with no complication. His favorite saying is that "it's" the gift that keeps on giving!
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Old 01-04-2008, 04:36 PM   #17
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I have never looked into it, but im sure you get what you pay for in regards to scarring. I could talk about breasts all day, i really could. Best pair, i dated a runner that had mid sized c's and they were oddly very firm. like muscular almost underneath. Very hot.

Does she want the boob job for you, or so more men will look at her? That's the question you've got to come to terms with.
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Old 01-04-2008, 06:01 PM   #18
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If it's a self esteem issue, You can always post a picture of her boobs and we will make kind comments about them( Schneed wont...).

That think that would be best.

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Old 01-04-2008, 07:50 PM   #19
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I keep coming back to this thread in hopes that there will be boob pictures.

Yeah, I'm mature like that.
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Old 01-04-2008, 08:35 PM   #20
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Re: Fake Breasts

I mean if they're gonna make her happy, why not... but make sure its a well thought out thing... kinda like getting that tattoo...



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It really doesn't matter why she wants them... whether they're for him, or for her to feel better because she'll be getting more male attention. If its in her personality to base a level of satisfaction on attention from men, its not like not getting the implants is gonna change that...


I was just corrected by my wife... Everyone wants to be attractive. It has nothing to do with pleasing men, but when you look good you feel good, so that's that.




I'd like to take this opportunity to share a bit of wisdom along the topic of boobs. If you've got a hot doctor (female) and she's very nice and you think she's flirting with you... don't mistake a hernia check for an opportunity to cup a breast. Not worth the risk, because at that point she has to call in a witness, and the witness will know why he's there, and the situation is very uncomfortable all around... not at all like you would imagine it panning out.
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Old 01-04-2008, 08:43 PM   #21
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As a woman I'll tell you what I know about fake boobs (I'd never get them done. I don't need them lol)

1) Health wise, Don't get the saline (if they even use those anymore) get the silicone. Saline is a health risk due to the bags bursting and leaking into the blood system, which is toxic and can kill you. But like I said I don't think they use saline anymore.
Isn't it the exact opposite?
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Old 01-04-2008, 09:33 PM   #22
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Isn't it the exact opposite?
I knew it was one or the other. I just couldn't remember which. Indeed you are correct. Its silicone that causes problems, not saline.
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I keep coming back to this thread in hopes that there will be boob pictures.

Yeah, I'm mature like that.
yeah... keep waiting....
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Old 01-04-2008, 09:38 PM   #24
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Regarding the reasons why... it is strictly because she associates bigger breasts with being more feminine... Why... Who knows? Like someone previously said, if she's getting breasts for other male attention, then what's the difference? IT's not like NOT having the big tits is gonna prevent her from being a tramp. I'm pretty secure, so I'm not worried about that at all... She already gets looks and all of that from people when we're out, she's a pretty little creature. This is just something that I know bothers her because of what she sees as "womanly" and what she doesn't have... I'm still saying no on this because I truly think she will regret it later.
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:28 PM   #25
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If it's a self esteem issue, You can always post a picture of her boobs and we will make kind comments about them( Schneed wont...).

That think that would be best.

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Hey, I resent that! I can't think of any set of boobs I've laid eyes on that I haven't liked!

On a serious note, I say go for it. The medical risks are minimal now. You hear the occasional horror story, but the statistics have gotten very favorable at this stage.

Cosmetic surgery can give a woman that last boost of confidence she needs. And it's not a false confidence, either. Confidence is all about how you PERCEIVE yourself, and how you perceive that others perceive you. That seems convoluted but it's true. If having the fuller chest makes her feel better about how her clothes will fit, how she'll look, how you'll look at her, etcetera, then that confidence will trickle down into other parts of her life. She'll be even more proud of who she is, she'll be happier, and chances are you'll see an uptick in her sex drive.

You'll love her no matter what her boobs look like, but she'll be happier if she gets them done.
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If she gets em done, I nominate them the official boobs of RedskinsWarpath.com!
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Regarding the reasons why... it is strictly because she associates bigger breasts with being more feminine... Why... Who knows? Like someone previously said, if she's getting breasts for other male attention, then what's the difference? IT's not like NOT having the big tits is gonna prevent her from being a tramp. I'm pretty secure, so I'm not worried about that at all... She already gets looks and all of that from people when we're out, she's a pretty little creature. This is just something that I know bothers her because of what she sees as "womanly" and what she doesn't have... I'm still saying no on this because I truly think she will regret it later.
The health risk associated with surgeries is great so why have an optional one? Kanye West's mother died recently of complications from a "routine" optional surgery. Just say no!
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:44 PM   #28
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Hey, I resent that! I can't think of any set of boobs I've laid eyes on that I haven't liked!

On a serious note, I say go for it. The medical risks are minimal now. You hear the occasional horror story, but the statistics have gotten very favorable at this stage.

Cosmetic surgery can give a woman that last boost of confidence she needs. And it's not a false confidence, either. Confidence is all about how you PERCEIVE yourself, and how you perceive that others perceive you. That seems convoluted but it's true. If having the fuller chest makes her feel better about how her clothes will fit, how she'll look, how you'll look at her, etcetera, then that confidence will trickle down into other parts of her life. She'll be even more proud of who she is, she'll be happier, and chances are you'll see an uptick in her sex drive.

You'll love her no matter what her boobs look like, but she'll be happier if she gets them done.

When it's you it's maximal.
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:44 PM   #29
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Regarding the reasons why... it is strictly because she associates bigger breasts with being more feminine... Why... Who knows? Like someone previously said, if she's getting breasts for other male attention, then what's the difference? IT's not like NOT having the big tits is gonna prevent her from being a tramp. I'm pretty secure, so I'm not worried about that at all... She already gets looks and all of that from people when we're out, she's a pretty little creature. This is just something that I know bothers her because of what she sees as "womanly" and what she doesn't have... I'm still saying no on this because I truly think she will regret it later.
I don't know your lady, so I don't want to speak out of turn. But I'm not so sure she'll end up regretting it. The self confidence she'll draw from it is going to improve her mood every day.

My wife gave birth to our first 15 months ago. We're planning on having a second in a few years. Once we're done, she wants her boobs done. I'm all for it, she'll be so much happier with herself.

Life's too short. If doing it will make her happy, I say go for it. But of course I don't know her.
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When it's you it's maximal.
Yeah, it FEELS that way. Same thing with a cancer patient given a 99% chance to survive, it feels scary as all get out. But the statistical probability remains.

Risk of death from the surgery is so minimal it shouldn't even be a remote consideration in this case.

PS I work in healthcare administration. We'd cut the program if it were killing people.
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