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Old 01-15-2008, 04:14 PM   #1
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Cowboy Wars

I just put together this little dialog...enjoy and feel free to expand on it

Romo: The Cowboy fans turned against me, don't you turn against me!
J. Simpson: Tony, you're breaking my heart.

Romo: You will not take her from me!
T.O.: Your play, and your inability to win the big games have already done that.
T.O.: Tony, my allegiance is to the Cowboys, to winning!
Romo: If you're not with me, then you are against me.
T.O.: Only a second rate QB deals in absolutes.
T.O.: I will do what I must.

T.O.: I have failed you Tony, I have failed you.
Romo: I should have known you were plotting to place all the blame on me.
T.O.: Tony, you're not that good!
Romo: From my point of view, the entire team sucks.
T.O.: Well, then you are lost!
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:44 PM   #2
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Re: Cowboy Wars

As much as I love to hate, I can't do anything with that.
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:53 PM   #3
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That's OK, I'm amusing myself.
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:07 PM   #4
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Re: Cowboy Wars

T.O: Jerry How did the 07' Cowboys die?
Mr.Jones: A hot piece of ass named Jessica, who was a pupil of mine until she turned to evil, helped the Giants hunt down and destroy the 07' Cowboys. She betrayed and corrupted Tony. Now the 07' Cowboys are all but extinct. Tony was seduced by the dark side of her smoking bod.
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:42 PM   #5
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Romo: Come on. Why don't you take a look around? You know what's about to happen, what where up against. We could use a good wide receiver like you. You're turning your back on us.
T.O: What good's playing if the game don't matter? Besides, playing against the Redskins ain't my idea of courage. It's more like... suicide.
Romo: All right. Well, take care of yourself, T.O. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?
[starts to storm off]
T.O: Hey, Romo... Maybe Jessica will go with you .
Romo exits. Wade Phillips growls]
T.O: What're you lookin' at? I know what I'm doin'
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