Warpath  

Home | Forums | Salary Cap Info | Shop | Donate | Stay Connected




Go Back   Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot


Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Parking Lot


View Poll Results: Greatest Redskin Rich Thread of All-Time?
Post Number 1,000 12 60.00%
Cowboy Fan Wedding Party 8 40.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-12-2008, 02:56 PM   #1
The Starter
 
Redskin Rich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,420
Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Ever wonder what a wedding would look like between Dallas fans????

Introducing the wedding party :
First, the handsome groomsmen

and the fine looking groom (in red)
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion.
'Alright, everyone .. let's line up for the picture.

















Let's see ... hmmm, where shall we ..... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly!





Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!' I guess a jacket at





a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts.





Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony! I told him it's tacky to





light up during the sermon. If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom





would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black





trim....that's good enough.

Next, the lovely bridesmaids






and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it.






Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.

At last.....The cute couple

Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles.






Too bad they didn't come in white.





Note how their 'outdoor backdrop' is a clearing probably behind





the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for





this occasion.
At least his head is somewhat proportionate, to her left boob.

What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout??






Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor





than usual - How bout those teeth?
'You SO crazy, honey .'

'Here baby, let me help you up here .....'


You can almost hear the banjo music!!!!!










__________________
I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.
Redskin Rich is offline   Reply With Quote

Advertisements
Old 02-12-2008, 06:25 PM   #2
The Starter
 
jamf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Diego Ca
Posts: 2,403
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

How about some pictures?
jamf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 06:27 PM   #3
Gamebreaker
 
DynamiteRave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington DC
Age: 28
Posts: 12,564
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

I was about to say.
__________________
Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best.

"We're officially horrible." -RedskinRat

I'm a chick, damnit.
DynamiteRave is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 06:52 PM   #4
The Starter
 
Redskin Rich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,420
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by DynamiteRave View Post
I was about to say.
your kidding??? I can see them in this thread... I wonder what happened... oh well.... Try right clicking and dragging to see if they show then? I don't know what I did wrong... but they do take a moment to appear.
__________________
I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.
Redskin Rich is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 06:59 PM   #5
Gamebreaker
 
DynamiteRave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington DC
Age: 28
Posts: 12,564
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by Redskin Rich View Post
your kidding??? I can see them in this thread... I wonder what happened... oh well.... Try right clicking and dragging to see if they show then? I don't know what I did wrong... but they do take a moment to appear.
Nope. Nothing!
__________________
Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best.

"We're officially horrible." -RedskinRat

I'm a chick, damnit.
DynamiteRave is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 07:07 PM   #6
The Starter
 
Redskin Rich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,420
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by DynamiteRave View Post
Nope. Nothing!
Well, then I am sorry about this thread... mods... if the pics don't show, can you close this down?

I really don't understand though... I can see them in this thread.
__________________
I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.
Redskin Rich is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 07:18 PM   #7
The Starter
 
jamf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Diego Ca
Posts: 2,403
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by Redskin Rich View Post
Well, then I am sorry about this thread... mods... if the pics don't show, can you close this down?

I really don't understand though... I can see them in this thread.
Send them to me and I will post them for you.
skinsfanusa@yahoo.com
jamf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 08:05 PM   #8
Playmaker
 
onlydarksets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: all up in your business
Posts: 2,693
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

They're all linked to your Windows Live account. Upload them to Flickr, then try again.
__________________
Stop reading my signature.
onlydarksets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 08:06 PM   #9
Playmaker
 
onlydarksets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: all up in your business
Posts: 2,693
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

BTW, this is almost as funny as your 1,000 post thread.
__________________
Stop reading my signature.
onlydarksets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 08:39 PM   #10
The Starter
 
Redskin Rich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,420
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by onlydarksets View Post
They're all linked to your Windows Live account. Upload them to Flickr, then try again.
I have no idea what that means... I REALLY wish the mods will take pitty on me and close this thread.
__________________
I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.
Redskin Rich is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 08:41 PM   #11
The Starter
 
Riggo44's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: San Clemente CA
Age: 41
Posts: 2,389
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

I wish i could see the pic's.They sound funny.
__________________
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Riggo44 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 08:45 PM   #12
Franchise Player
 
jsarno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 31 Spooner St.
Age: 39
Posts: 9,534
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

yeah, I can't see them either.
__________________
Zoltan is ZESTY! - courtesy of joeredskin
jsarno is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 08:54 PM   #13
The Starter
 
Redskin Rich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,420
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by Riggo44 View Post
I wish i could see the pic's.They sound funny.
Actually, this tread is probably funnier the way it is... of course, I look like an idiot... but I guess that is the fun.
__________________
I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.
Redskin Rich is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 09:03 PM   #14
The Starter
 
Riggo44's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: San Clemente CA
Age: 41
Posts: 2,389
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by Redskin Rich View Post
Actually, this tread is probably funnier the way it is... of course, I look like an idiot... but I guess that is the fun.
Good point!:smashfrea
__________________
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Riggo44 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2008, 09:37 PM   #15
The Starter
 
Redskin Rich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,420
Re: Cowboy Fan Wedding Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by Riggo44 View Post
Good point!:smashfrea
HEY!!!!!!!!
__________________
I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.
Redskin Rich is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:28 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
This site is not officially affiliated with the Washington Redskins or the NFL.
Page generated in 0.33641 seconds with 10 queries

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25