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Old 03-12-2008, 06:10 PM   #1
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Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom

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Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years - Yahoo! News
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:18 PM   #2
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Wtf.

I'm guessing these people didn't have friends or family over. And if they did, they must have had more than 1 toilet.
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:37 PM   #3
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How funny is it that the Sherriff's name is Whipple as in Mr. Wipple (please don't squeeze the Charmin)
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:05 AM   #4
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"The boyfriend repeatedly told friends and neighbors his girlfriend was full of sh*t. Unfortunately, no one believed him."
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:33 AM   #5
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This is just wow. Did he have sex with her too in there while she sat? The boyfriend should be tried for abuse, because he could report it a long time ago.
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:08 AM   #6
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$100 says there was TV in the bathroom.
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$100 says there was TV in the bathroom.
And a minifridge/microwave combo unit.
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She obviously needs a lot more fiber in her diet.
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I don't see why the boyfriend could be brought up on charges. The woman made her own decisions, and he could do nothing about it.
Obviously no one thinks she was insane:
"Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled." If you don't know that after 2 years, then she's not insane.
So if she's dumb enough to not get off the toilet, it is her choice. She wasn't breaking the law, nor was he.
Why are we as a country so eager to blame everyone else around us but the actual person involved?

What I didn't see in this report was how heavy the lady was. Just kind of reminds me of one of those 600 pound people that just gives up and stays where they are. Better to park on the toilet instead of sitting in her own filth.
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She obviously needs a lot more fiber in her diet.
I forgot about that...funny.
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Phil Hartman was one of the funniest dudes ever to appear on SNL.
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Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such great after school specials as "Me and my toilet: Together One" or "My life as a Toilet seat"...
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The picture sure explains a lot.
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Hey, I've been in trailers like that before! Granted, it was a beach-side trailer, but it was REALLY nice!
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