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Old 03-21-2008, 12:08 PM   #16
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

I couldn't give 2 shits about the situation, but she could.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:57 PM   #17
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Now she can drop "number two" from #2.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:59 PM   #18
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Now she can drop "number two" from #2.
Wouldn't that be from #2 and #3?
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:59 PM   #19
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I hope she doesn't get behind on her medical bills.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:05 PM   #20
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This is sad, she shouldn't be the butt of all our jokes!
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:17 PM   #21
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HAHAHAHA. This thread is the funniest in a long time.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:23 PM   #22
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I hope that she has a good lawyer to pursuade the judge because she will be showing a little less leg.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:25 PM   #23
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I don't think this woman would appreciate the way you guys are dumping all over her.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:29 PM   #24
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I think that she should invest her settlement in toilet paper because she has to use twice as much as anyone else.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:30 PM   #25
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Maybe i should have said "dropping the deuce from the deuce."
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

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So my question is: did they repair her current anus or did they give her an additional one?
OR...did they replace the anus with her (previously good) foot?
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:36 PM   #27
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I don't think this woman would appreciate the way you guys are dumping all over her.
Her lawyers will have to come here and get to the bottom of this. Why should she be the butt of our jokes?
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Why should she be the butt of our jokes?
I already used that one!
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I'm sure this was a huge pain in the ass for her.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:16 PM   #30
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OR...did they replace the anus with her (previously good) foot?
Which would mean someone finally made good on the threat "i'm going to put my foot (or your foot, as the case may be) up your ass!"
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