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Old 03-21-2008, 03:58 PM   #31
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Talk about your sh*tty situations.
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Old 03-21-2008, 04:03 PM   #32
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hey, sometimes operations can be a crapshoot
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Old 03-21-2008, 04:12 PM   #33
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I'm sure she'd like to just put this behind her, put her best foot forward, and move on.
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:02 PM   #34
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

She's got her hole life to look forward to.
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:44 PM   #35
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Well, let's just hope she learns to be a little more anal about picking a doctor.
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Old 03-21-2008, 09:38 PM   #36
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You guys are really digging deep in your arsenal of anal acumen...my turn!!!:cheeky-sm

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Old 03-21-2008, 09:44 PM   #37
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You guys are really digging deep in your arsenal of anal acumen.
Ding ding ding!! We have a winner. Guess you got a leg up on the rest of us assholes
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Old 03-21-2008, 10:28 PM   #38
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damn near killed 'em
damn near killed 'em
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Old 03-21-2008, 10:48 PM   #39
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I agree.

Also, I'm sure she'll be very anal about making a decision on choosing a surgeon in the future.
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Well, let's just hope she learns to be a little more anal about picking a doctor.
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Old 03-22-2008, 02:54 AM   #40
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I know I shouldn't say this, as it's probably gonna get negative reviews. But anyways, coming soon, "2 cups, 1 girl"
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Old 03-22-2008, 09:01 AM   #41
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Some guys like butts, and some guys like legs. Well, this honey is for you if you can't decide.
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Old 03-22-2008, 11:08 AM   #42
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I don't think this woman would appreciate the way you guys are dumping all over her.
agreed, you people are making asses of yourselves.
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I think this whole thing is getting a bum rap.
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Old 03-22-2008, 02:16 PM   #44
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Bummer, dude.
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Old 03-22-2008, 03:41 PM   #45
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That surgeon must feel like an ass after what he did....
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