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Old 03-21-2008, 11:46 AM   #1
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:01 PM   #2
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Wha.... ? WOW.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:03 PM   #3
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

gives new meaning to being torn a new one that's for sure
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:26 PM   #4
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

She could make a fortune in porn!
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:34 PM   #5
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I really hope they get to the bottom of what went wrong.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:37 PM   #6
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I really hope they get to the bottom of what went wrong.
LOL! Pun time!

I don't think the hospital's legal argument has a leg to stand on!
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:38 PM   #7
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Still want socialized healthcare?
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:39 PM   #8
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Now she is going to give them a new anus. Ba Zing!
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:40 PM   #9
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

So my question is: did they repair her current anus or did they give her an additional one?
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:41 PM   #10
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Those Germans don't know their assholes from their elbows (or legs).
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

If they gave her two, not to be nasty, but for some reason I think of the Play Dough factory when you get a kid with the special molds.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:43 PM   #12
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If they gave her two, not to be nasty, but for some reason I think of the Play Dough factory when you get a kid with the special molds.
Now she has an entrance and an exit?

OMG, even I found that repulsive. edit (What I said, not what you said)
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I really hope they get to the bottom of what went wrong.
Whatever explanation they give, I am sure her legal team will find a hole in it.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:54 PM   #14
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LOL! Pun time!

I don't think the hospital's legal argument has a leg to stand on!
I agree.

Also, I'm sure she'll be very anal about making a decision on choosing a surgeon in the future.
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This really stinks for her.
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