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Old 04-01-2008, 10:32 AM   #1
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Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

Posted Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:13pm AEDT
Updated Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:22pm AEDT


A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".


Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow-moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.


He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told.


"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.


Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.


Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.



Man sentenced over wombat rape claim - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)




Wombat is SHOCKED by allegations and puts out the following statement to the media: "I did...not...have...sexual relations with that human...Mr. Cradock."
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:16 AM   #2
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Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

The REAL crime here is that the off-season has brought us to............this
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:57 PM   #3
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Nah. I would have posted this story any time throughout the season and even during Super Bowl week.


It's a story you just can't ignore.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:00 PM   #4
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Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

That wombat looks like the one getting violated.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:15 PM   #5
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Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

Next week you will be posting about the woman who faces 15 years for knocking a mother of 3 into a coma after she cut in line at Disney.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:16 PM   #6
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* Not the actual Wombat alleged to have done the deed, unless by a crazy coincidence.
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I can post this thread NO MORE.
I have no desire to be dealing with the Wombat's atty................by association
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Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim

I'm sorely tempted to merge this thread with this one.

http://www.redskinswarpath.com/locke...l-neglect.html
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That wombat looks like the one getting violated.
its his "o" face.
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That wombat looks like the one getting violated.



LMAO....good one.
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