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04-01-2008, 10:32 AM
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| Gamebreaker  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 33
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| Man sentenced over wombat rape claim Man sentenced over wombat rape claim Posted Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:13pm AEDT Updated Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:22pm AEDT A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian". Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow-moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported. He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told. "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call. Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work. Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls. Man sentenced over wombat rape claim - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)  Wombat is SHOCKED by allegations and puts out the following statement to the media: "I did...not...have...sexual relations with that human...Mr. Cradock." |
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04-01-2008, 11:16 AM
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| Quietly Dominating the East  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim The REAL crime here is that the off-season has brought us to............this
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04-01-2008, 12:57 PM
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| Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 33
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim Nah. I would have posted this story any time throughout the season and even during Super Bowl week. It's a story you just can't ignore.  |
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04-01-2008, 01:00 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim That wombat looks like the one getting violated.
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04-01-2008, 01:15 PM
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| Pro Bowl   Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 34
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim Next week you will be posting about the woman who faces 15 years for knocking a mother of 3 into a coma after she cut in line at Disney.
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04-01-2008, 01:16 PM
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| Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 33
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim * Not the actual Wombat alleged to have done the deed, unless by a crazy coincidence. |
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04-01-2008, 03:05 PM
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| Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim I can post this thread NO MORE. I have no desire to be dealing with the Wombat's atty................by association
__________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... Win! Always win! By fair means or foul, by soft words and hard deeds... by treachery, by cunning, by malpractice... but always win--Edward Teach |
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04-01-2008, 03:23 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim I'm sorely tempted to merge this thread with this one. http://www.redskinswarpath.com/locke...l-neglect.html
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04-01-2008, 04:00 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 21
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim Quote:
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04-02-2008, 10:05 AM
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| Camp Scrub  Join Date: Apr 2005
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| Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim Quote:
LMAO....good one. | |
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