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Old 05-01-2008, 03:04 PM   #1
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Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer

Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Barbecuer

10-The word "mod" invades you daily vocabulary
9-Instead of a sense of dread you look at you in-laws upcoming visit as a good opportunity to Q.
8-Every oil drum, tool box, garbage dumpster, box car or other metal anything you see as potential smoker (with a few mods of course)
7-A neighbors tree falls on your car and the first question you ask is, "is it fruitwood?"
6-You anxiously await your weekly newspaper, why, to see what smoker fodder is on sale this week.
5-You think the icons for your local weather report should be changed from sun and clouds to a kitchen stove and a Smoker
4-You tell a friend you got some good smoke over the week end and you're talking about something that came out the top of your Smoker.
3-Someone in the room says I'm gonna go rub my meat and you don't snicker.
2-You read the NY Times best seller list and are suprised the "Peanut Mod Thread" isn't on it.
1-You can start a fire, mix a rub, apply it to 2 butts, a brisket and 4 slabs of ribs carry them to the Smoker, open the door load it up, add a couple of splits and never set down your drink!
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:10 PM   #2
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11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.
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11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.
lol exactly what I was thinking
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:14 PM   #4
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I think we're all thinking the same thing
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11 You don't play well with others, you sign every thread with "Peace, Mike", and you talk more about the food network than the Redskins.
U should shut yer ass dewd.

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Old 05-01-2008, 03:27 PM   #6
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U should shut yer ass dewd.

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LOL!

yer and dewd. Two staples of the SBF online vocabulary.
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U should shut yer ass dewd.

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THAT's HUMOR!!
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whatever dewd

~shakes head and walks away
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:40 PM   #9
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god bless.
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Old 05-01-2008, 05:00 PM   #10
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nuff said. basically, if Wolverine was a barbequeing maniac, he would be SBF.
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No way, because Wolverine can regenerate himself.

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No way, because Wolverine can regenerate himself.

ZING.
HA! My office is really quiet, but I just laughed so loud that I think the old lady in the cube next to mine wet herself.
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You guys are cold.
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OH my god, this f*cking thread is funny.
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Seriously, where is SBF??

Oh man, this thread made me laugh out loud.
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