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Old 05-06-2008, 06:02 PM   #1
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Essential skills every man must know

Skills for Men - Things Men Should Be Able to Do - Esquire

I can't wait to have a son so that I can act like I made this list up on my own.
I feel pretty confident that I can do a lot of these things, but not nearly enough of them.
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is this where you write the alphabet forwards and backwards with your tongue?
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How to please ladies is all the skills I need to know...I'm ready, I'm ready to be the last man on earth man.
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How to please ladies is all the skills I need to know...I'm ready, I'm ready to be the last man on earth man.
The only skill I need is how to please Japanese ladies, and I can sum it up in three words: Dolce and Gabanna.
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The only skill I need is how to please Japanese ladies, and I can sum it up in three words: Dolce and Gabanna.
I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.
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I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.
Time for me to finally get that passport...
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I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.
Absolutely not true my man. I know a guy who looks like Uncle Fester and he has less chance here then he does back home, and I don't think he was hitting home runs back home. To make it here you gotta have style and charisma, which luckily I was born with. HOLLA.
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Everytime I click the link it goes to Esquire and 10 links to things not related to essential skills every man must know shows up.
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Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?


What homo wrote some of these?

I'm sorry, he's probably European.



Replace some of these with:

*Inject yourself or someone else with a needle.
*Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!)
*Change oil in a car without paying someone $50.
*Hit a target with a gun...moving or not.
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.
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Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?


What homo wrote some of these?

*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.
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*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.
This made me choke but let's be honest. PR was a tough son of a bitch. He just sucked.
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Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?


What homo wrote some of these?

I'm sorry, he's probably European.



Replace some of these with:

*Inject yourself or someone else with a needle.
*Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!)
*Change oil in a car without paying someone $50.
*Hit a target with a gun...moving or not.
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.
Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.
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Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.

who was his celebrity?
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Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.
I haven't dusted this one off in awhile: Does anyone want to buy a slightly used Patrick Ramsey replica jersey? I'll sell it to you for $1.13 and a stick of Big Red.
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It could always be converted into a more valuable and less embarrassing Mark Rypien jersey...hmmmmmm...

Is that Big Red still new or is it refurbished?
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