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Old 05-08-2008, 09:23 PM   #16
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Re: F...pollen

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that would suck. I don't mind bees, but I when I lived in Amissville, we had a wasp problem that would be so overwhelming the first warm day after a long cold spell, it looked like a horror flick. You couldn't approach the house, and you could knock them down with a broom stick with every swing.

Once I awoke to find a red wasp crawling up my naked thigh while I was in bed, and I screamed like a woman and completely spazzed out. I think that was the moment my wife lost the last bit of respect she had for me as a man.
Ah... the dreaded red wasp. I've been stung by one of those before. Yeeouch. I was running late for a wedding and flew out of the house and jumped in the car. As soon as I started the car, the sucker stings me on my inner thigh. So I'm yelling and trying to get it out from under my skirt and the thing lands on the console. Let me just say those suckers are hard to kill, but I prevailed in the end.

So now I'm woozy from all the adrenaline pumping, I'm really running late now and I have to sing the opening song at this wedding. I arrived, still woozy, walked straight to the stage and performed like nothing happened. Yeah, that was fun, but the show must go on!
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:16 PM   #17
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Re: F...pollen

If you F pollen, you'll be all yellow down there.

No, I do agree. I washed both of my cars on the weekend. Beautiful, sunny day. 2 hours later my cars were yellow and I had to get a dusting mit out and brush them off.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:20 PM   #18
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Re: F...pollen

I was almost ready to F....allergies. I guess I'm too late. I feel like I've been dying here the last few weeks. Congestion, watery eyes, nose, no sleep. F...this pollen.

I never had allergies until 5 or 6 years ago. Finally got tested last year. I'm allergic to everything: trees, my dog, grass, virtually everything outside. Seeing i like to spend alot of time outside, i'm screwed. Alright, i'm done.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:25 PM   #19
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Re: F...pollen

Ugh I've been stuffed up and miserable all day
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:49 PM   #20
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Seriously, F...pollen. Allergy season came way early this year for me...started sneezing late Feb but now things have gotten down.
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:19 PM   #21
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Re: F...pollen

The pollen has been awful this year. Thankfully I don't have any allergies, but I have plenty of friends that are just totally miserable right now. Sneezing, runny eyes and nose, scratchy throat, headaches... man I feel bad for them. Sucks. My fiancee takes Claritin during allergy season, and it really helps her. She's been fine so far. My boss takes Allegra and says it works well for him. Once a day and he's good. But he forgot to take it today and said his eyes felt like they were on fire all day.

Since we had such a wet winter here in the DC area and then it warmed up so fast, it just caused the flora to explode.
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:22 PM   #22
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f..... pollen!!!!

Every 3 or 4 years it bothers me horribly.. so far it hasn't

cars are looking mad ugly though.. local carwash has on their sign "POLLEN IS NOT A CAR COLOR" or something like that
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