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Old 05-08-2008, 08:40 AM   #1
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Not because of allergies, but because I can't keep my damn car clean! I just had it washed yesterday and today it looks like big bird sneezed all over it. The pollen seems really bad this year.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:57 AM   #2
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YES! The F...threads are back and I agree, pollen is not only crappy for the nose and head, but will destroy your car with that ugly green film.
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Seriously!!! My car is dark green so you'd think it wouldn't be too bad but it is.

This morning as I walked up to it I said out loud in an Eric Cartman-like voice "Moooooom, that oak tree splewged on my caaaar." I'm afraid I may be going completely insane.
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Well I say F Pollen because of my allergies. I can't go out and enjoy a nice summer day without seeing yellow green colored balls of death floating around. Glazing cars, blowing in the wind, tickling my nose and then all through my sinuses letting me know, that I am F'd ! The next thing you know my nose starts itching, then my throat, next comes my eyes, ..... then wait for it.......wait for it......wait for it......... That's right,.... the big sneeze. F'n F Pollen. F Pollen in the A !

F Cherry Blossoms while I'm at it. Seriously, I CANNOT be the only person in the world who thinks that those have to be one of the shittiest smelling things around. For some reason people come out from far away to enjoy in this snitkfest. I F'N HATE THEM ! AHHHHHHH F CHERRY BLOSSOMS !

This is all connected. ONCE the SMELLY CHERRY BLOSSOMS COME ALONG.......pssssssst guess what else comes around that time ? Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.

F'N POLLEN THAT'S WHAT ! F POLLEN AND F' F'N CHERRY BLOSSOMS !

and the Dallas Cowboys ! F THEM ALL IN THE A !
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Re: F...pollen

It's raining here in our neck of the woods today, and where there are puddles you can see a film of green grainy pollen floating around the edges of every puddle. It's nasty.

This is one time of the year where a good soaking rain is the best thing ever. It cleans all that crap off.

F pollen indeed.
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Well I say F Pollen because of my allergies. I can't go out and enjoy a nice summer day without seeing yellow green colored balls of death floating around. Glazing cars, blowing in the wind, tickling my nose and then all through my sinuses letting me know, that I am F'd ! The next thing you know my nose starts itching, then my throat, next comes my eyes, ..... then wait for it.......wait for it......wait for it......... That's right,.... the big sneeze. F'n F Pollen. F Pollen in the A !

F Cherry Blossoms while I'm at it. Seriously, I CANNOT be the only person in the world who thinks that those have to be one of the shittiest smelling things around. For some reason people come out from far away to enjoy in this snitkfest. I F'N HATE THEM ! AHHHHHHH F CHERRY BLOSSOMS !

This is all connected. ONCE the SMELLY CHERRY BLOSSOMS COME ALONG.......pssssssst guess what else comes around that time ? Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.

F'N POLLEN THAT'S WHAT ! F POLLEN AND F' F'N CHERRY BLOSSOMS !

and the Dallas Cowboys ! F THEM ALL IN THE A !
That sucks, I'm lucky when it comes to allergies. I might get a tickle in my nose but overall it doesn't bother me too much. My wife on the other hand is pretty bad when it comes to just about any sort of allergy. Pets, pollen, you name it.
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Oh Matty I feel so bad for your wife. Pollen and pet allergies are horrible. I hate cats, not just because they are sneaky little pets of Satan but their fur holds so much dander it is ridiculous. Claritin-D is my medicine of choice now.
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It's raining here in our neck of the woods today, and where there are puddles you can see a film of green grainy pollen floating around the edges of every puddle. It's nasty.

This is one time of the year where a good soaking rain is the best thing ever. It cleans all that crap off.

F pollen indeed.
It's supposed to rain most of the day here too and while I hope that it washes away all the pollen I just hope it doesn't cause the sewers to overflow, leaving the stink of death all through my neighborhood.
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I played a doubleheader last night, and with the wind kicking the pollen around, we were eating it like snowflakes on a cold, winter's day. Hopefully the rain over the next several days washes it out. My 7 month old has a bad case of allergies, up half the night, which means Mommy and Daddy were too. Talk about being a zombie.
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Not because of allergies, but because I can't keep my damn car clean! I just had it washed yesterday and today it looks like big bird sneezed all over it. The pollen seems really bad this year.
Thats what happens when you buy a black car it shows everything.
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yeah I know black shows everything and that's the price I pay, but I'm seeing this crap all over everyone's cars. The other day there was so much pollen blowing around it looked like it was snowing.
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Seriously!!! My car is dark green so you'd think it wouldn't be too bad but it is.

This morning as I walked up to it I said out loud in an Eric Cartman-like voice "Moooooom, that oak tree splewged on my caaaar." I'm afraid I may be going completely insane.
Dark cars are harder to keep clean than anything. easiest cars to keep clean are white. Weird.
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Not because of allergies, but because I can't keep my damn car clean! I just had it washed yesterday and today it looks like big bird sneezed all over it. The pollen seems really bad this year.

The pollen is especially bad this year due to the unexplained deaths of millions and millions of bees! Instead of bees performing their cross pollenating acitivites the pollen is just blowing around in the air. They also predict crop yeilds to be way down because the bees are not there to perform the cross pollenation that is needed. Just a little FYI
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Two years ago I had a honeybee hive make it's home in my bathroom wall. There's nothing quite like the sound of hundreds of bees humming furiously four feet away from you while you're trying to do your business.
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Two years ago I had a honeybee hive make it's home in my bathroom wall. There's nothing quite like the sound of hundreds of bees humming furiously four feet away from you while you're trying to do your business.


that would suck. I don't mind bees, but I when I lived in Amissville, we had a wasp problem that would be so overwhelming the first warm day after a long cold spell, it looked like a horror flick. You couldn't approach the house, and you could knock them down with a broom stick with every swing.

Once I awoke to find a red wasp crawling up my naked thigh while I was in bed, and I screamed like a woman and completely spazzed out. I think that was the moment my wife lost the last bit of respect she had for me as a man.
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