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Old 05-29-2008, 12:36 PM   #1
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Continuing with the Stew's blanket coverage of Mariah Carey's first pitch in Tokyo, here's footage from said toss. Make sure to check out the twin mascot escorts (creepy!) and the extended time the Japanese television cameras linger over her legs (even creepier!)

Oh, and don't miss Mariah's terrible form ... Pitching, that is.
ModernTube: Mariah Carey and history's worst first pitch - Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports




Embarrassing.

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Old 05-29-2008, 12:42 PM   #2
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Embarrassing.
Only she can make something so ugly look so pretty.
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:46 PM   #3
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I don't think she is that hot.

What is up with her walking? It looks like she got sodomized by the knicks...
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I don't think she is that hot.

What is up with her walking? It looks like she got sodomized by the knicks...
Maybe not now, but back in the day everyone had magazines of Mariah with the pages stuck together. JK

She was hot though.
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:49 PM   #5
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The 12" heels on a mound. Great wardrobe planning.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:39 PM   #6
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I struggle to see what others see in her. She really isn't all very good looking at all to me.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:58 PM   #7
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Re: Worst first pitch EVER

Now compare Mariah to Marissa

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Old 05-29-2008, 03:06 PM   #8
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I struggle to see what others see in her. She really isn't all very good looking at all to me.
I agree... I've always thought she was a skank
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:39 PM   #9
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Now compare Mariah to Marissa
So hot, it hurts.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:42 PM   #10
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Re: Worst first pitch EVER

The problem with Mariah Carey now is that she's pushing 40. And that's not to say that there aren't any hot older women, but the business has been rough on Mariah.
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:05 PM   #11
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So hot, it hurts.
Yes. I am sure that catcher was running up to hug her just to congratulate her on such a good throw.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:22 PM   #12
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Re: Worst first pitch EVER

she's so dumb and skanky... its hard not to get unnerved by her existence and constant reminders thereof.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:07 PM   #13
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Damn that has to be one of the most horrible pitches I've ever seen lol. I mean shit she could at least put a little effort into it. And yes she's a skank and a whore and everything else associated with that.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:27 PM   #14
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Now compare Mariah to Marissa

Damn, she threw behind the rubber, and she threw some girl gas.
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:20 AM   #15
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Damn, she threw behind the rubber, and she threw some girl gas.
who is that? Marissa who? it looked like jessica simpson
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