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Old 05-30-2008, 11:15 AM   #1
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Father learns that kids don't inflate.

May 22 2008 at 09:44AM Phnom Penh - A Cambodian father and mechanic learned the hard way not to inflate children when he inserted an air hose designed to fill car tires into his 5-year-old son's anus and blew him up, local media reported on Thursday.

The Khmer-language Rasmei Kampuchea daily reported Try Sienghym was "playing" with his son Sok Sambo when the incident took place.

The paper said the child's stomach became distended and his concerned mother rushed him to hospital, where he remains in a stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery.

"The father very much regrets playing like this now," the paper quoted a family member as saying.

Police were not expected to take action against the father, blaming the incident on pure stupidity, against which there is currently no law. - Sapa-dpa


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Old 05-30-2008, 11:21 AM   #2
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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

"Police were not expected to take action against the father, blaming the incident on pure stupidity, against which there is currently no law."

What, are there no laws in Cambodia about sticking air hoses up your kid's anus?!?!?!?!
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:30 AM   #3
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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

I thought the title read: Father Learns that kids don't fellate. I'm going to hell.

The point is you should never inflate or fellate your kids!
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:43 AM   #4
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This is got to be BS. Everyone knows you need to use helium when you inflate kids.
But seriously do kids even have rights in China? If this story is real how this isn't considered child abuse is beyond me.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:11 PM   #5
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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

I'm not sure about "don't inflate," more like "won't inflate." Those children weren't properly motivated.
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:04 PM   #6
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What a retard. Who shoves an air hose up a five year old kids ass when they are just "playing" around.
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:09 PM   #7
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What a retard. Who shoves an air hose up a five year old kids ass when they are just "playing" around.
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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;450562]"Police were not expected to take action against the father, blaming the incident on pure stupidity, against which there is currently no law."

What, are there no laws in Cambodia about sticking air hoses up your kid's anus?!?!?!?![/quote]

Instant classic! LMFAO.
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:00 PM   #9
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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

you can inflate kids, but only to 15psi. he should have shoved a regulator up there first. He'll learn.
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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

I'm sure the father thinks this whole thing has been blown out of purportion.



Yeah... that's all I got.

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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

and i thought my dad was a pain in the ass....
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:59 PM   #12
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"Police were not expected to take action against the father, blaming the incident on pure stupidity, against which there is currently no law"

Statement of the day right there.
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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

When asked for comment, the father was terse, telling reporters, "blow it out your ass."
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Re: Father learns that kids don't inflate.

guess the kid had a flat
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When asked for comment, the father was terse, telling reporters, "blow it out your ass."
What an...........asshole
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