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Old 06-06-2008, 10:38 AM   #61
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I confess to walking back to my dorm after a night of drunken debauchery at a house party and deciding to stop along the way to relieve myself in a nearby tree by some apartments.

As I'm doing my thing, I happen to look up and I see through a window of an apartment on the ground floor and I find myself looking eye to eye with a stunned lady wearing a nightie. A smoking hot, stunned lady.

A week later I start a new semester of classes...and guess who my new finance teacher is
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:55 AM   #62
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I confess to walking back to my dorm after a night of drunken debauchery at a house party and deciding to stop along the way to relieve myself in a nearby tree by some apartments.

As I'm doing my thing, I happen to look up and I see through a window of an apartment on the ground floor and I find myself looking eye to eye with a stunned lady wearing a nightie. A smoking hot, stunned lady.

A week later I start a new semester of classes...and guess who my new finance teacher is
lol did she recognize you?
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:58 AM   #63
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Well she never said. Of course, I never unzipped my pants in class either (but maybe she wuold have recognized me then )

In all seriousness, I doubt it. From her perspective that night she was looking out into the darkness. She probably couldn't make out my face from inside her apartment. I got a clear look at her though.
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When I was 10 I placed my 3 year old brother up against a tree at the playground "William Tell style" and began launching shuriken just above his head. After several successful attempts of placing the stars just above his head I got a little too close with the last one. I immediately rushed my brother home to my parents and told them about the kid that "threw rocks at him at the park and how I had whooped his ass". Luckily I only caught a little bit of his scalp and didn't cause much damage other than a few stitches. That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever done; 3 inches lower and he could have lost an eye, or even worse I could have killed him.
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When I was 10 I placed my 3 year old brother up against a tree at the playground "William Tell style" and began launching shuriken just above his head. After several successful attempts of placing the stars just above his head I got a little too close with the last one. I immediately rushed my brother home to my parents and told them about the kid that "threw rocks at him at the park and how I had whooped his ass". Luckily I only caught a little bit of his scalp and didn't cause much damage other than a few stitches. That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever done; 3 inches lower and he could have lost an eye, or even worse I could have killed him.
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Thats just wrong man. Funny, but wrong.
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:44 PM   #67
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I confess that I still count with my fingers sometimes. Old habits die hard. LOL
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:50 PM   #68
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I had a family member/friend that died when I was 16 years old. I was a pallbearer in his funeral. He had family that visited and, even though we were friends (he was 21 when he died) and I was sad, I couldn't help but play the sympathy card to get with his gorgeous cousin who was completely out of my league. It worked, but I've always felt really bad about it.
Wait - you hooked up with someone you are related to?
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Old 06-07-2008, 07:18 AM   #69
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My mom married a guy much younger than her when I was 15. His brother was close to my age. It was their distant cousin. As hot as she was though she couldve been my sister lol. J/k
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One time, when I was 28 I lied on the internet about being one of the few to actually see the bigfoot creature.
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One time, when I was 28 I lied on the internet about being one of the few to actually see the bigfoot creature.
LOL. Nice. Slow work day?
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Yup lol
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