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| You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 24
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| Some unanswered questions 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets arent going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? 6. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word Lisp to have a S in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids?
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| The Starter Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca
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| Mad Men ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: Some unanswered questions Suddenly Steven Wright is posting on our site
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| Swearinger ![]() ![]() Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Age: 34
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| Re: Some unanswered questions
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington DC Age: 26
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| Re: Some unanswered questions I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
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| You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 24
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| Re: Some unanswered questions oh yeah i looked him up after smoot said it
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| MVP Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: NoVa Age: 24
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| Re: Some unanswered questions I could answer all of those except for a couple, the what was the best thing before sliced bread question (You'd have to know someone that was alive before sliced bread was invented) and why they put braille on drive through bank machines, I don't know if they think they are doing some good there because blind people can't drive. |
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| The Starter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 27
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I agree with GMScud, well played, NH sir. You win the internets.
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| Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Springfield, VA Age: 30
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| Re: Some unanswered questions 6. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of that stuff? they are destroyed, all the time. the myth that they aren't is a horrible lie.
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| Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newport News,Virginia Age: 48
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| You aren't kidding......thats like 100 posts worth of words for quake. Not that any make sense, just noting the facts....
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| You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 24
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| Re: Some unanswered questions Quote:
I am to please
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| Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newport News,Virginia Age: 48
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| Re: Some unanswered questions
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Some unanswered questions For Christmas when I was a kid my grandfather gave me a box of band aids and my brother a box of broken glass and he said, "Now you kids share."
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