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Old 07-14-2008, 11:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Would You Rather Thread

Post your best "would you rather" quandaries here.

- Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him forever?

- Would you rather have breast implants made of Nerf, or have breast implants made of Play-Doh?

- Would you rather see the Redskins win a Super Bowl or win $25,000?
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Would you rather have constant difficulty pooping, or constant difficulty peeing?
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Would you rather have constant difficulty pooping, or constant difficulty peeing?
Just shoot me
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Would you rather sit next to Offiss at a Redskins game...or next to jsarno at a roulette table (I keed, I keed)
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Post your best "would you rather" quandaries here.

- Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him forever?

- Would you rather have breast implants made of Nerf, or have breast implants made of Play-Doh?

- Would you rather see the Redskins win a Super Bowl or win $25,000?
I have seen them win three so I'd take the money. Sorry!
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Definitely fight him. I don't think he can beat anybody anymore
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Old 07-14-2008, 01:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Would you rather loose your left nut or go blind in one eye?
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Would you rather loose your left nut or go blind in one eye?
No-brainer for us dads.
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Would you rather loose your left nut or go blind in one eye?
Ooh good one.

Would you rather have sex with a man you don't know, or sex with your sister or mom?

LOL!
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No-brainer for us dads.
LOL! Take my nuts, please!
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Old 07-14-2008, 02:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Ooh good one.

Would you rather have sex with a man you don't know, or sex with your sister or mom?

LOL!
Oh man, that might be the winner right there
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Would you rather fix and re-image 1250 high school students laptops in a room without airconditioning or do whatever you other guys do at work?
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Ooh good one.

Would you rather have sex with a man you don't know, or sex with your sister or mom?

LOL!
Just go ahead and cut BOTH nuts off.
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Would you rather fix and re-image 1250 high school students laptops in a room without airconditioning or do whatever you other guys do at work?
I'm DOING what I do at work right now.
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I'm DOING what I do at work right now.

HAHA! That was my old job: Professional Warpath Reader.
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