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Old 08-27-2008, 01:20 PM   #16
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Re: question about getting outside food into fedex

I am a veteran of many concerts at the old Capital Center in Maryland. I recommend the Following:
Wear a big coat
Put two or three beers in the outer pockets
Proceed through security
Allow them to find and confiscate the beer
THIS will ease them into believing they have "caught you", and thus allowing you to smuggle in the 2 flasks (of your favorite drinkable) you have taped to each calf!

.....Repeat as necessary
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Old 08-27-2008, 01:28 PM   #17
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Old 08-27-2008, 01:33 PM   #18
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ArtMonkDrillz beat you all to it.
Thank you! I guess subtlety is lost on some people.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:04 PM   #19
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AMD - you forgot to make the word subtlety bold and font size 7 so we'd all pick up on it...
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:06 PM   #20
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:16 PM   #21
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He is going to the Skins game not Bangles game.
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:53 PM   #22
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Usually I scope a handful from the urinal it is free and all you can drink. If you are lucky there might be some free "used beer" in there.
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