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Old 09-24-2008, 11:52 AM   #1
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Let's talk about something really dumb and silly to take a break from all the serious political/religious stuff.

Since I'm in need of a haircut, I just had this on my mind.

What kind of hairstyle do you have?

Do you wear your hair long or short?

How often do you get it cut?

Are you picky about where you get it cut?

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?

What's the worst haircut you ever had?

Are you going bald?

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?

Do you blow dry?

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?

Am I really bored or what? lol
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:26 PM   #2
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Re: haircuts

What kind of hairstyle do you have?
Short. Long 2 on top faded to 1.5 on the side.

Do you wear your hair long or short?
Real short but when it's long it's curly has hell.

How often do you get it cut?
Ideally every 6 weeks, realistically every two months.

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
Yup. I've been going to the same lady for the last 5 years.

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
I prefer old ladies with experience in cutting hair.

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
My brother who somehow convinced me he could cut hair.

Are you going bald?
Noticing a bit of receding/thinning hairline but that's about it.

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
Nothing, all natural is my motto.

Do you blow dry?
That's just not right for dudes.

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
I use my hand as a comb and it takes about two seconds.

Am I really bored or what?

Yes.
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:35 PM   #3
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Re: haircuts

What kind of hairstyle do you have?
It depends on how I wake up.

Do you wear your hair long or short?
I don't have a crew cut, but it's short enough that I can just run my fingers through it to "comb" it.

How often do you get it cut?
I actually cut my own hair. I've done so for the past 10 years because my hair looks like crap if I wait 2 weeks to cut it, I want to cut it each week, and, 10 years ago, I was a broke college student who couldn't afford weekly haircuts. At first, it was hard to cut it myself (I had many a "hole" in the back of my head to prove it), but now I can do it blindfolded and I actually get a lot of compliments on it.

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
Nope, cause I do it myself.

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
When I used to go to a barber, I always went for the ladies. I liked the ladies to shampoo my head, give me a little head massage, etc.

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
I had a fever of 104.5, felt like I was dying, and shaved off every strand of hair on my head at 3:00 a.m.

Are you going bald?
Nope, but my hair isn't as thick as it was when I was 20.

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
Nope.

Do you blow dry?
Nope.

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
None, because I'm a dude. I fix it in my rearview when it's still wet and I'm starting up my car to go to work.
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:40 PM   #4
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Re: haircuts

Good thread!


What kind of hairstyle do you have?
medium length on top, short on the sides

Do you wear your hair long or short?

on the short side

How often do you get it cut?

once a month

Are you picky about where you get it cut?

not really.

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?

don't care, as long as they stay quiet. I don't like the idle chatter.

What's the worst haircut you ever had?

Boot camp.

Are you going bald?

not yet...

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?

I'll use the wax every once in a while... for the ladies.

Do you blow dry?

no.

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?

> 1 minute.
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:43 PM   #5
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Re: haircuts

What kind of hairstyle do you have?
Short with the flip-up in the front.

Do you wear your hair long or short?
Both, I prefer long and shaggy but I need to start applying for jobs.

How often do you get it cut?
Once a month

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
Yes

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
Indifferent

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
Barber cut it wayy tooshort and only way to really fix it was to take it all off.

Are you going bald?
Dont think so, maybe a bit of receding hairline.

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
Sometimes

Do you blow dry?
Sometimes

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
Depends if I am going out or feel the need to look good. If so, more than 10 minutes.

Am I really bored or what?
YES
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Old 09-24-2008, 12:49 PM   #6
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Re: haircuts

What kind of hairstyle do you have?
Regular men's haircut #2. Short on the sides, faded to a little longer on the top.

Do you wear your hair long or short?
I prefer keeping it short.

How often do you get it cut?
About once a month.

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
Just cheap. My sister is a hair-dresser at a nice place in Bethesda but she also has a really pro set up at my parents. So she cuts it there for free.

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
I don't really care, but my sister has been cutting it for about 4 years now

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
I used to give myself buzzcuts using the #1 in college. Those were pretty badass, but there was no style or anything to them

Are you going bald?
The sister said I'm thinning in the back a little and that I should probably not wear a hat as often. I told her to shut up and keep cutting.

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
I use this paste-like stuff called Surf Hair or some such shit. My hair lays really flat to my head if there's nothing in it.

Do you blow dry?
Nope.

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
About a minute when its short and a little longer when it's grown out too far.
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Old 09-24-2008, 01:08 PM   #7
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Re: haircuts

What kind of hairstyle do you have?
I shave my head.

Do you wear your hair long or short?
I repeat - I shave my head.

How often do you get it cut?
I shave my head every morning.

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
Since I do it myself, I am only picky about not slicing my skull.

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
Hmmm, if Marisa Miller offered to shave my head, I would definitely prefer that to doing it myself. Pretty sure I don't want another man getting that close to me with a razor.

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
Pre-head shaving, and one of the reasons I decided to do so, most of my haircuts made look like I had mange.

Are you going bald?
Duhhhhh, why do you think I shave my head?

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
No, the scalp pretty much stays in place all day without the use of product.

Do you blow dry?
I don't blow at all, and I don't think questions about sexual preference are appropriate in this thread.

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
None - but it does take me about 15 minutes to shave my head

Have I mentioned I shave my head?
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Old 09-24-2008, 01:27 PM   #8
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What kind of hairstyle do you have?
Buzz, 1/16".

Do you wear your hair long or short?
Short.

How often do you get it cut?
2 wks.

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
I do it myself.

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
n/a.

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
Letting it grow out for a month.

Are you going bald?
No, but at the ripe old age of 26, it's graying. I blame it on George Mason University.

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
No.

Do you blow dry?
No.

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
None.
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Old 09-24-2008, 01:42 PM   #9
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What kind of hairstyle do you have?
I'd say I'm pretty boring. #2 guide on the sides and back, trim the top, leaving just enough to comb. Part is left to right.

Do you wear your hair long or short?
Short. I've never had long hair..

How often do you get it cut?
Once a month. If it goes any longer, I get pissy about it.

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
No, although I need to find a good barber on my side of Frederick. Had an awesome barber I went to when I lived in MoCo...

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
Doesn't matter, as my haircut isn't that hard.

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
Third grade, got a flat top that some dude just massacred. When I got home, Mom had to fix it. Think Bart Simpson, but front is 2 inches taller than the back.

Are you going bald?
Safe to say I am going to be. Mom's Dad went bald in his early 30s, and my Dad has a very thin hairline.

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
No product whatsoever, unless I absolutely have to have it looking a certain way.

Do you blow dry?
Very rarely....less often than using product.

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
About 15-30 seconds to run a comb through it and make sure it looks neat

And yes Matty...you're quite bored.
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Old 09-24-2008, 02:30 PM   #10
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I am kind of picky about who cuts mine. Best haircut in the world is in Columbia Maryland at a place called Master Barber it is in Kings Contrivance next to the new Harris Tweeter (formly a Safeway).

I have started to lose my hair and it is a good thing! I use to have a widows peak similar to Ed Munsters now it is all gone. =)

I use no additives.

IF I have to go to Haircutter I pray for the hot chick then I get my hair washed as well. Can't beat a hot chick running her fingers through your hair!
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Old 09-24-2008, 02:37 PM   #11
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Re: haircuts

What kind of hairstyle do you have?
flat top in the summer, alittle longer in the winter
Do you wear your hair long or short?
short for most of the year
How often do you get it cut?
about every 2 weeks
Are you picky about where you get it cut?
not really
Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
doesnt matter
What's the worst haircut you ever had?
tried a new barber, cut it in about 3 minutes
Are you going bald?
receding, but i am 47
Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
didnt that go out in the 80's?
Do you blow dry?
clay aiken uses a blow dryer, need i say more?
How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
about a minute
Am I really bored or what? lol[/quote]
really bored
and joe, i get the feeling you could have said i shave my head, and im going bald, in every instance
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Old 09-24-2008, 03:46 PM   #12
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What kind of hairstyle do you have?
Well it's about shoulder length. Black. Typical black chick's I guess. NO WEAVE.

Do you wear your hair long or short?
Long. But I keep it up in a ponytail most of the time.

How often do you get it cut?
Not enough. Split ends.

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
The same chick does it.

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
I had a guy cut my hair for prom and he fucking hacked at least 3-4 inches off of it. I was devastated. So ladies from now on.

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
That one I described above.

Are you going bald?
No! But I am going gray. (And I'm only 21. Wtf?) It's only a few strands here and there though..

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
Sometimes. I'm black. I don't have a choice cause this shit isn't permed. I gotta put grease in it.

Do you blow dry?
Yep.

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
Comb. Brush. Put it up. Less than 5 minutes. If I'm going somewhere other than school or work.. (Club, bar, etc.) I usually spend a good hour on it.

Am I really bored or what? lol
Yesssss.
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... and joe, i get the feeling you could have said i shave my head, and im going bald, in every instance
I could have, but where's the fun in that?

Plus, I have been daydreaming (daydreaming - yeah, that's the ticket) about Marisa Miller shaving my head pretty much through all my meetings this afternoon.
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Old 09-24-2008, 04:58 PM   #14
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What kind of hairstyle do you have?
Long layers with bangs. I look horrible with short hair.

Do you wear your hair long or short?
Umm long.

How often do you get it cut?
Usually every two months or whenever it's time to color it again.

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
Yes. At my age, you need a stylist who's good with color.

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
Woman

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
I've had two:

1976 - The Dorothy Hamill cut. Instead of looking cute, I looked like a boy.

1990 - A horrible perm gone wrong. We're talking poodle city. The worst part is I did it right before senior pictures were taken.

Are you going bald?
No female pattern baldness here.

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
I use a Bed Head product to control the frizz and hairspray.

Do you blow dry?
Yes

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
15 minutes

Am I really bored or what?
No. Discussing hair is never boring.
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What kind of hairstyle do you have?
buzzed #2 on the sides and back, slightly longer on top just enough so I can brush it forward

Do you wear your hair long or short?
short

How often do you get it cut?
every 4-6 weeks

Are you picky about where you get it cut?
not really, but once I find a place I like I tend to stick with it

Do you prefer a man or a woman to cut your hair?
doesn't matter

What's the worst haircut you ever had?
I had a Brian Bosworth flat top/mullet with stripes buzzed into the sides in 8th grade, I also had a pretty long rat tail in 6th grade

Are you going bald?
a little thin in the front, but I've been lucky that it's thinning pretty gradually

Do you use gel or something to keep it neat?
a little bit of gel otherwise my hair gets mad frizzy, on the weekends I'm usually wearing a hat

Do you blow dry?
no

How much time to you spend fussing over your hair each morning?
not much time at all, a little gel and I'm done
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