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Old 11-20-2008, 11:11 AM   #1
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F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

Who's boneheaded idea was to sprinkle glitter all over Hallmark cards? What the F?!

Am I the only one annoyed by having this damn glitter all over my hand when I'm trying to write on one of these cards,

I'm like a freakin' 80's Valley Girl straight out of a John Hughes movie trying to write some thank you cards here.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:14 AM   #2
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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

solution, e-cards.

Best damn thing ever. My wife loves them more then regualr cards now.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:21 AM   #3
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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

You see my tag for this thread? I use e-cards plenty but I sometimes the personal touch of a hand-written card is called for
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:30 AM   #4
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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

I usually stick to the $0.99 cards for that simple reason...no glitter.
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You see my tag for this thread? I use e-cards plenty but I sometimes the personal touch of a hand-written card is called for

I save the personal touches for the bedroom.
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Old 11-20-2008, 11:53 AM   #6
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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

You don't like to sparkle?

*Sparkle Sparkle*
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Old 11-20-2008, 12:34 PM   #7
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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

My family has all but done away with giving cards as they get read and either thrown in the trash or stuck in some box. They also run from 3 to 5 $ so we are also saving money as well as trees.
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Old 11-20-2008, 12:40 PM   #8
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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

Girlfriends and wives buy cards...not Warpath members!

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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

The worst is being a single guy trying to pick out a wedding card for a buddy. I just need somewhere to put the check or bed bath and beyond gift card, I don't need to pimp out all the virtues of love and marriage.
And then, since I obviously wait until the car ride to the wedding to actually write the damn thing, I usually get glitter all over my suit if I was in too much of a hurry to notice that I accidentally grabbed one with that devil's dust.

Stupid happy people.
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Old 11-20-2008, 01:42 PM   #10
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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

F...Glitter, period
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Old 11-20-2008, 02:04 PM   #11
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I usually stick to the $0.99 cards for that simple reason...no glitter.
Good point. I usually get those, but this morning I was in a bit of a rush
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Old 11-20-2008, 02:04 PM   #12
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Girlfriends and wives buy cards...not Warpath members!

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What if the card is for the wife?
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Re: F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

Come on SS, you just don't want the woman to know that you've been at the strip club. Glitter on cards... good one.
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What if the card is for the wife?
Damn, man. What did you do wrong?
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Old 11-20-2008, 04:06 PM   #15
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Come on SS, you just don't want the woman to know that you've been at the strip club. Glitter on cards... good one.
Damnit, my cover's been blown!...so what excuse did you use?
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