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Old 01-09-2009, 11:05 PM   #1
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[FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.
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[FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:13 PM   #2
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Re: Custody Hearing.....serious business

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[FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.[/font]
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[FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008[/font]
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[FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.[/font]
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[FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.[/font]
[FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif'] [/font]
[FONT='Verdana', 'sans-serif']After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.[/font]
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:37 PM   #3
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Very very funny. I love it! 5 stars.
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:45 PM   #4
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that was great... lol
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:23 AM   #5
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Nice
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:10 AM   #6
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thanks for the laugh
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Old 01-10-2009, 11:50 AM   #7
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Thats an old one....but it still makes me laugh.
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:21 PM   #8
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seriously could this be any older????
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:03 PM   #9
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Oldie but a goodie!
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:30 PM   #10
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a friend in Houston (boys fan) sent it to me.....painfully
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:38 PM   #11
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How old is old? This the first time I've seen it.
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Old 01-10-2009, 05:18 PM   #12
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How old is old? This the first time I've seen it.
Really? I used to hear this in college when the Redskins were stinking up the joint from my non-Redskins fans friends
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Old 01-11-2009, 01:39 PM   #13
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Nope, never heard it before. Chalk it up to you learn something new everyday.
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