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Old 01-23-2009, 11:19 PM   #1
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Has Joaquin Phoenix lost his mind?

Is he for real?

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Old 01-23-2009, 11:59 PM   #2
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Re: Has Joaquin Phoenix lost his mind?

i guess this is a case of planned insanity because i heard last year he was retiring from Hollywood and going into the music biz. Wow!
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Old 01-24-2009, 12:02 AM   #3
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Woah. He's off the reservation.
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Old 01-24-2009, 12:25 AM   #4
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left field man. that's one crazy family i guess. i wonder why changed his name from leaf...to joaquin? crazies.
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Old 01-24-2009, 01:39 AM   #5
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He has always been eccentric but damn if he isn't a great actor. I hope he does whatever makes him happy.
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He looks like a mix of the unibomber meets Grizzly Adams.

Sigh. I want clean cut Walk the Line Joaquin Phoenix back.
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Old 01-24-2009, 06:49 AM   #7
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"wearing an ensemble presumably scrounged from the bottom of Oscar the Grouch's trash can"


Too funny!!!
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]the worse part is he sucks! a rapper? cmon
you need to see the video

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Old 01-27-2009, 03:50 PM   #9
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I have to give him props for being able to grow such a beastly beard.
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:17 PM   #10
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Re: Has Joaquin Phoenix lost his mind?

BREAKING NEWS:
SAN DIEGO, CA: Oscar nominated actor turned rapper Joaquin Phoenix was seen wondering around the streets of San Diego drinking whole milk straight from the carton earlier this afternoon. Many pedestrians audibly questioned why Phoenix was wearing a toga from the movie "Gladiator" but the actor offered no insight. When asked directly for comment the star of such hits as "Walk The Line," "U-Turn" and "Space Camp" merely took a long swig of milk, stared directly at the sun for a few seconds and despondently replied "milk was a bad choice; it's SO hot out today." At that point Phoenix appeared to urinate on a mailbox as he attempted to freestyle rap the plot of the film "8MM."
Authorities are cautioning people to not ask Phoenix to rap or to perform any Johnny Cash covers, as that might only encourage him. However, Hollywood insiders are apparently currently in talks with Mr. Phoenix’s agent, Don King, trying to get Phoenix to perform the opening number at this years Oscar. Whether of not that happens remains to be seen, but either way TMZ.com is just pleased to have a new soul to harvest.
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:27 PM   #11
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How dare you all judge his artistic choices. None of you has the courage to do shit. As for the Pheonix clan being crazy, I remember seeing them in Life magazine around 1987 (Oliver North cover) and his sister Rain who is around my age was crazy all right: CRAZY HOT! That Life magazine was a constant comapanion of mine, I'll tell you what.
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BREAKING NEWS:
SAN DIEGO, CA: Oscar nominated actor turned rapper Joaquin Phoenix was seen wondering around the streets of San Diego drinking whole milk straight from the carton earlier this afternoon. Many pedestrians audibly questioned why Phoenix was wearing a toga from the movie "Gladiator" but the actor offered no insight. When asked directly for comment the star of such hits as "Walk The Line," "U-Turn" and "Space Camp" merely took a long swig of milk, stared directly at the sun for a few seconds and despondently replied "milk was a bad choice; it's SO hot out today." At that point Phoenix appeared to urinate on a mailbox as he attempted to freestyle rap the plot of the film "8MM."
Authorities are cautioning people to not ask Phoenix to rap or to perform any Johnny Cash covers, as that might only encourage him. However, Hollywood insiders are apparently currently in talks with Mr. Phoenix’s agent, Don King, trying to get Phoenix to perform the opening number at this years Oscar. Whether of not that happens remains to be seen, but either way TMZ.com is just pleased to have a new soul to harvest.
is this true?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:46 PM   #13
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is this true?
Its TMZ.. a gossip site. Anything there should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
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BREAKING NEWS:
SAN DIEGO, CA: Oscar nominated actor turned rapper Joaquin Phoenix was seen wondering around the streets of San Diego drinking whole milk straight from the carton earlier this afternoon. Many pedestrians audibly questioned why Phoenix was wearing a toga from the movie "Gladiator" but the actor offered no insight. When asked directly for comment the star of such hits as "Walk The Line," "U-Turn" and "Space Camp" merely took a long swig of milk, stared directly at the sun for a few seconds and despondently replied "milk was a bad choice; it's SO hot out today." At that point Phoenix appeared to urinate on a mailbox as he attempted to freestyle rap the plot of the film "8MM."
Authorities are cautioning people to not ask Phoenix to rap or to perform any Johnny Cash covers, as that might only encourage him. However, Hollywood insiders are apparently currently in talks with Mr. Phoenix’s agent, Don King, trying to get Phoenix to perform the opening number at this years Oscar. Whether of not that happens remains to be seen, but either way TMZ.com is just pleased to have a new soul to harvest.
Sounds like he's having a Ron Burgundy moment. "Milk was a bad choice!"
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is this true?
No, I made it up because I was really bored at work.

DynamiteRave: is it really TMZ worthy? I want a new job.

GMScud, his Ron Burgundy beard was my inspiration.
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