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Old 03-02-2009, 09:08 AM   #76
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Saden, an off topic item, but why do you put so many links in when you're making a point? I don't even click on 10% of them. I'd rather you just make your point on your own.

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Yeah, my sentiments too. it is obvious that saden doubles as a left wing blogger. He conspires to take down anything that is slightly conservative in his evil Seattle lair. Man this guy is border line dangerous on the PC.

Saden, you are way too smart, and talented to be wasting that great "potential" that you possess on those liberal ideals. Join us bat sh!t crazy right wingers, and together we can rule the galaxy. LOL

But, on a side note, what is the status of the poor lady that got mauled?
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Old 03-02-2009, 01:03 PM   #77
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Yeah, my sentiments too. it is obvious that saden doubles as a left wing blogger. He conspires to take down anything that is slightly conservative in his evil Seattle lair. Man this guy is border line dangerous on the PC.

Saden, you are way too smart, and talented to be wasting that great "potential" that you possess on those liberal ideals. Join us bat sh!t crazy right wingers, and together we can rule the galaxy. LOL

But, on a side note, what is the status of the poor lady that got mauled?
I got on the Doc Thompson show the other day and we talked about Travis the pill popping booze guzzling chimp. He agreed with me.
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Old 03-02-2009, 01:29 PM   #78
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This is my favorite sentence ever. May I make it my sig please? I know I am often a sarcastic bastard, but I am in bitter earnest when I say that this sentence is unparalelllled in its brilliance. I think it's the use of "This Chimp" instead of "The Chimp" that won me over. Or perhaps its the folksy clause, "As I understand it" with it's echoes of Sinclair Lewis, Thornton Wilder, and Edward Arlington Robinson, that sealed the deal. Then you go "the town" instead of "this town" or "that" town. That's how Steinbeck would have played it as well. It absloutely sings, this sentence.
LMAO. What a fantastic post. Smoot's post was great, and this literary analysis is great. That was the hardest I've laughed on The Warpath in a while. Well done, fellas. Well done indeed.
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Yeah, my sentiments too. it is obvious that saden doubles as a left wing blogger. He conspires to take down anything that is slightly conservative in his evil Seattle lair. Man this guy is border line dangerous on the PC.

Saden, you are way too smart, and talented to be wasting that great "potential" that you possess on those liberal ideals. Join us bat sh!t crazy right wingers, and together we can rule the galaxy. LOL

But, on a side note, what is the status of the poor lady that got mauled?
What assurances do I have you won't plug me in the back soon after joining your side?
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What assurances do I have you won't plug me in the back soon after joining your side?
Brother, that is not how we roll. Once we are shoulder to shoulder, we are down like 4 flat tires. Peace.
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LMAO. What a fantastic post. Smoot's post was great, and this literary analysis is great. That was the hardest I've laughed on The Warpath in a while. Well done, fellas. Well done indeed.
This chimp, as I understand it, was pretty well known in the town. Most of his afternoons were spent in Lucky's Bar, enjoying a good smoke, cursing the English, and entertaining the locals with outrageous tales of his circus days.

Now somebody else add a sentence and let's see where this leads.
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This chimp, as I understand it, was pretty well known in the town. Most of his afternoons were spent in Lucky's Bar, enjoying a good smoke, cursing the English, and entertaining the locals with outrageous tales of his circus days.

Now somebody else add a sentence and let's see where this leads.
In the evenings he would stroll down to Lake Pocotopaug, where he would allow the stiff buzz from Lucky's to wane, and dream of a female companion with whom to share his days.
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In his younger days he was known for ordering Yager-bombs at that same local bar for his immediate clan. Due to his youth and wild exuberance, he was well known for copping cheap feels with the local talent, while he sometimes over indulged the devils' spirits.
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This chimp, as I understand it, was pretty well known in the town. Most of his afternoons were spent in Lucky's Bar, enjoying a good smoke, cursing the English, and entertaining the locals with outrageous tales of his circus days. In the evenings he would stroll down to Lake Pocotopaug, where he would allow the stiff buzz from Lucky's to wane, and dream of a female companion with whom to share his days. In his younger days he was known for ordering Yager-bombs at that same local bar for his immediate clan. Due to his youth and wild exuberance, he was well known for copping cheap feels with the local talent, while he sometimes over indulged the devils' spirits.
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:34 PM   #85
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Like most circus veterans of the big show, Chimpy had a confidence and aloofness that belied his pet status. He'd been to the other side. He'd had every piece of chimp tale from New Haven to New Mexico, partied with rock stars and dignitaries of state, been to every bar, done every drug. When he was at Barnum and Bailey’s kids used to line up for hours to meet him. Although his recent years had reduced him to local advertising for subsistence, he still carried himself like a star. He had a gait that said, look at me, I'm somebody...

At Lucky's he was always the center of attention. Sipping his Martini, oo-oo-ooing at the women, smoking and laughing and running amok. And yet, there was a dark side. One time, in front of a group of Chimpy's best friends, a visiting biker made fun of the monkey's diaper, calling him “the ugliest god damn baby I've ever seen!” Five miles out of town a Harley Davidson was found. A driver was not.

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Like most circus veterans of the big show, Chimpy had a confidence and aloofness that belied his pet status. He'd been to the other side. He'd had every piece of chimp tale from New Haven to New Mexico, partied with rock stars and dignitaries of state, been to every bar, done every drug. When he was at Barnum and Bailey’s kids used to line up for hours to meet him. Although his recent years had reduced him to local advertising for subsistence, he still carried himself like a star. He had a gait that said, look at me, I'm somebody...

At Lucky's he was always the center of attention. Sipping his Martini, oo-oo-ooing at the women, smoking and laughing and running amok. And yet, there was a dark side. One time, in front of a group of Chimpy's best friends, a visiting biker made fun of the monkey's diaper, calling him “the ugliest god damn baby I've ever seen!” Five miles out of town a Harley Davidson was found. A driver was not.
lmao! "...He'd been to the other side." The New Haven angle has potential. Chimpy joins Skull and Bones.
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lmao! "...He'd been to the other side." The New Haven angle has potential. Chimpy joins Skull and Bones.
The swagger within Chimpy was deep seeded, but not innate. As a young chimp, he was quiet but very bright, and his unique potential was recognized by a select group of people who operated under a set of rules that superceded those of the normal world. But he wasn't ready at first. So Chimpy had been groomed to fit a role specifically designed for him.

You see, being from a particularly exclusive town in New England, he unknowingly landed in the backyard of the breeding ground for some of this countries most elite...
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I see the time limit is up to make jokes huh?
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I see the time limit is up to make jokes huh?
These jokes are funny.
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These jokes are funny.
Jokes???? You mean Chimpy is not real?
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