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Old 03-14-2009, 12:23 PM   #1
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Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc?

My theory: He was being blackmailed by someone with information contained on the 3.5" disc, but turned the tables on his tormentors by stealing back the emabarrasing information and then mailing them this picture in which he taunts them with the evidence of his coup.

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Old 03-14-2009, 12:31 PM   #2
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Judging by the assured smile he has, the confident manner he is holding the disc up, I believe he knows that the disk he is holding contains a program which, once viewed, will make him the fashion king of the world. (accomplished of course through subtle messages found in the simple repeating gif file on the disk)
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Old 03-14-2009, 12:50 PM   #3
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Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc?

How'd you get Gman's yearbook photo?
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Old 03-14-2009, 01:48 PM   #4
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Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc?

I like to think he's a sideshow freak who eats random objects. This picture is just the first of a whole photo series depicting non-edible objects that he will consume at this year's state fair.
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Old 03-14-2009, 01:54 PM   #5
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I like to think he's a sideshow freak who eats random objects. This picture is just the first of a whole photo series depicting non-edible objects that he will consume at this year's state fair.
What I can't figure out is how the sports equipment tie figures in to the whole thing.
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What I can't figure out is how the sports equipment tie figures in to the whole thing.
OOOOHHHHH!!! I didn't notice that before, but now I know who he is and what that disc is!!!!

This douche bag invented the BCS system. That single disc controls the destiny of college football.
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OOOOHHHHH!!! I didn't notice that before, but now I know who he is and what that disc is!!!!

This douche bag invented the BCS system. That single disc controls the destiny of college football.
Ha! The BCS and the RPI.
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Ha! The BCS and the RPI.
And the list of baseball players who tested positive for steroids along with A-Rod.
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Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc?

On that disk is proof he lost his virginity. He was going to hold up the boyscouts body instead but it was too heavy.
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that's the proof that Jon Stewart's outburst was caused by President Obama
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:35 PM   #11
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I don't know. It sorta looks like "Hey! Look at what they just pulled out of my ass. I never thought the doctors would be able to help me walk again."
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Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc?

I don't know, but he said something like "It's for Matt"
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Revolutionary business proposal for the first Internet based porn venture.
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Revolutionary business proposal for the first Internet based porn venture.

Yeah. That was another theory I considered:

This is the inventor of the photo-shopped celebrity nude and the disk contains his very first fake - "Dallas" star Charlene Tilton.

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that's the proof that Jon Stewart's outburst was caused by President Obama

Well played, Dmek.
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