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Old 03-18-2009, 02:31 PM   #16
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Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT

Good afternoon D. Have any green beer yesterday?
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:43 PM   #17
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hey giggity nope, but had more then enough on saturday
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:13 PM   #18
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...meh, me either.Too busy working, gonna catch up this weekend though.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:26 PM   #19
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Women require time and money.

Women = Time * Money

As the saying goes, "Time is money", therefore

Women = money * money

OR

Women = (money)^2

As we all know, money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(All Evil)

Women = (sqrt(All Evil))^2

Hence,

Women = All Evil



I get a Noble Prize for this, right?

Also, this clever deduction -



Whenever men and women are together, they invariably produce children. I conclude that

Men + Women = Children

This is provable by the following:

I also posit that

Children = Innocence = Naive = Zero

then when;

Women = evil

this means it must be:

men = good

because:

positive + negative = zero

so:

good + evil = zero

so;

men + women = children
I proclaim this logic to be sound. Really, I thought I was the casue of all evil? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to try harder.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:30 PM   #20
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Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT

I wish Hess was here to read this.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:33 PM   #21
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I wish Hess was here to read this.
Whatever happened with her anyway?
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