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Old 03-17-2009, 11:10 PM   #1
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Women Are Evil, Proof ITT

Women require time and money.

Women = Time * Money

As the saying goes, "Time is money", therefore

Women = money * money

OR

Women = (money)^2

As we all know, money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(All Evil)

Women = (sqrt(All Evil))^2

Hence,

Women = All Evil



I get a Noble Prize for this, right?

Also, this clever deduction -



Whenever men and women are together, they invariably produce children. I conclude that

Men + Women = Children

This is provable by the following:

I also posit that

Children = Innocence = Naive = Zero

then when;

Women = evil

this means it must be:

men = good

because:

positive + negative = zero

so:

good + evil = zero

so;

men + women = children
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:30 PM   #2
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I'm glad this happened!
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:42 PM   #3
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I am glad we had this talk.
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:44 PM   #4
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:59 PM   #5
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Math can be fun for everyone

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Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT

Good stuff that. However, money is not the root of all evil, THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil.

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." (Tell me about it)

1 Timothy 6:10
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Old 03-18-2009, 12:26 AM   #7
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Good stuff that. However, money is not the root of all evil, THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil.

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." (Tell me about it)

1 Timothy 6:10
But without money there can be no love for the aforementioned so therefore with out money there is no evil so there
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Old 03-18-2009, 12:30 AM   #8
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Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT

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But without money there can be no love for the aforementioned so therefore with out money there is no evil so there
Its the chicken or the egg question really.
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Old 03-18-2009, 08:08 AM   #11
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Ugh. recycled old stuff back out on the 'Net.
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Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT

what does This have to do with ANYTHING?
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But without money there can be no women!
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Old 03-18-2009, 12:02 PM   #14
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But without money there can be no women!
...and without women, there would be no men. Thats it, the end of life as we know it......
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this is very strange.....
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