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The Starter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 32
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| Women Are Evil, Proof ITT Women require time and money. Women = Time * Money As the saying goes, "Time is money", therefore Women = money * money OR Women = (money)^2 As we all know, money is the root of all evil money = sqrt(All Evil) Women = (sqrt(All Evil))^2 Hence, Women = All Evil I get a Noble Prize for this, right? Also, this clever deduction - Whenever men and women are together, they invariably produce children. I conclude that Men + Women = Children This is provable by the following: I also posit that Children = Innocence = Naive = Zero then when; Women = evil this means it must be: men = good because: positive + negative = zero so: good + evil = zero so; men + women = children
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT I'm glad this happened!
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The Starter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 32
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT I am glad we had this talk.
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT well played |
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The Starter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 32
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT Math can be fun for everyone ducy?
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT Good stuff that. However, money is not the root of all evil, THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil. "For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." (Tell me about it) 1 Timothy 6:10
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The Starter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 32
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The Starter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 32
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The Starter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 32
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT Ugh. recycled old stuff back out on the 'Net.
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT what does This have to do with ANYTHING? |
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Captain Kirk Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 38
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT But without money there can be no women!
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| Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT this is very strange.....
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