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Old 04-02-2009, 02:35 PM   #16
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Started on March 17, 2005. But you did remind me of another funny event - the piejacking of threads.
Speaking of pies. I had some sort of lemon creme pie from the Olive Garden the other day. Is that the best pie around or what?
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:37 PM   #17
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How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:41 PM   #18
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Speaking of pies. I had some sort of lemon creme pie from the Olive Garden the other day. Is that the best pie around or what?
Try not to get off-topic, please?

Now, Butter Brickle - there's an ice cream.
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:43 PM   #19
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Are you still bitter that you finished a distant 5th in the Most Awesomest Warpath Moderator Poll?

Do you think JoeCrisp will ever return?

Should my thread be called:

1. Don't Axe Me Nuttin', Youze Sumsa Bitches
2. Tell Me Anything
3. Sing Me a Song
4. All The Fellas In The House, Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Care
5. What Had Happened Was
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:47 PM   #20
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How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?
I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first:
  • Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.
  • Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?
  • Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:49 PM   #21
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I must research into this.
I wouldn't if I were you. Why? you may ask: well, did you ever see Apocolypse Now?

The journey that is Question 3 is much like a PBR travelling up the Nung River on an assassination mission, which is actually nothing more than a decent into maddness (and not the basketball-related kind). Along the way you'll come across many characters: a tightly wrapped chef from New Orleans; a surfer from SoCal; a young guy from the Bronx, not sure if he's a man or still just a boy; and at least a couple of confused Redskins fans. "I thought you was a Mod" they'll shout as you try to figure out just who's in charge of the situation.
Along the path allies will turn into enemies, simple questions will open the door to the darkness that hides in a man's soul, and you'll find you have wasted a lot of your day. Yes, you may fall for the simple beauty of Question 3, and you may learn to love it, but in the end you'll have to ask yourself what is the nature of truth, and where can you find old zubazz pants. You'll know what true sacrifice is but you may not know if it's worth the price, much like trading away a ton of draft picks for Cutler, thus rewarding his whininess.

My God, I haven't thought of ?3 in so long... The horror... the horror...
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:51 PM   #22
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I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first:
  • Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.
  • Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?
  • Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.
LOL! Good to have ya back Brud.


1. Not really
2. Not Yet
3. Not lately.
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:51 PM   #23
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Are you still bitter that you finished a distant 5th in the Most Awesomest Warpath Moderator Poll?

Do you think JoeCrisp will ever return?

Should my thread be called:

1. Don't Axe Me Nuttin', Youze Sumsa Bitches
2. Tell Me Anything
3. Sing Me a Song
4. All The Fellas In The House, Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Care
5. What Had Happened Was
Am I bitter? It was a key component in my depressive state.

JoeCrisp = tryfuhl

I'd say #5, unless I can go off the board. Then I'd call it "Change my pitch up, SmootSmack my bitch up"
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:56 PM   #24
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You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?
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Old 04-02-2009, 03:01 PM   #25
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You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?
And is it true that this person is you know what? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Old 04-02-2009, 03:17 PM   #26
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You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?
You know, probably half of them are. But even in this day and age where we can elect a black man as president, I think the other half might pitch a fit that would crack the internet in half.
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You think the people here are ready to hear the truth about you know who?
Brudlee is actually a lady and Matty knocked her up?
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Old 04-02-2009, 03:17 PM   #28
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And is it true that this person is you know what? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
No more than you or me, my friend. No more than you or me.
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Old 04-02-2009, 03:20 PM   #29
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Brudlee is actually a lady and Matty knocked her up?
Just putting a question mark after a statement doesn't make it a question.

Sorry to disappoint you, AMD. I have man parts, and they are rather distinguished looking.
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:05 PM   #30
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Just putting a question mark after a statement doesn't make it a question.

Sorry to disappoint you, AMD. I have man parts, and they are rather distinguished looking.
"Distinguished" could mean so many things.

Carrot Top is "distinguished" in that he is an f'n freak that looks like no other and probably scares small children.
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