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Old 04-07-2009, 07:22 PM   #16
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Re: You know you're a redneck when...

Sleeping with your cousin used to be permissible and even encouraged in the past but that's because they didn't fully understand the hazards of inbreeding. Also, in many societies people still marry their cousins.

We live in a free country, if you want to tap your cousin handle your business dog...just don't marry her and make babies.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:10 AM   #17
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I just got off the phone with Jerry Lee Lewis. He said that it's alright for me to tap my second cousin but it might hurt my music career.

Since when is it unethical to drink at funerals? Am I missing something here? I've got it mandated in my will along with a bag pipe rendition of Hank Williams JR's "Women I've Never Had".
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