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Old 04-07-2009, 06:10 PM   #16
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Well, if it's your second cousin, it's legal in most states. However, just b/c it's legal, does that make it rednethical???

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Old 04-07-2009, 07:17 PM   #17
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Of course it is! Something may be generally considered unethical but in the world of trailer trash be perfectly "rednethical"

For example: As to the subject of this the original post, while most of us would consider it immoral/improper to pop a six pack in a funeral. Clearly, however, in some parts of the country it is perfectly rednethical.

As to the cousin question, you and I would consider first cousins out of bounds. However, in many parts of the country it is perfectly rednethical.
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Old 04-07-2009, 08:22 PM   #18
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Sleeping with your cousin used to be permissible and even encouraged in the past but that's because they didn't fully understand the hazards of inbreeding. Also, in many societies people still marry their cousins.

We live in a free country, if you want to tap your cousin handle your business dog...just don't marry her and make babies.
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Old 04-08-2009, 01:10 AM   #19
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I just got off the phone with Jerry Lee Lewis. He said that it's alright for me to tap my second cousin but it might hurt my music career.

Since when is it unethical to drink at funerals? Am I missing something here? I've got it mandated in my will along with a bag pipe rendition of Hank Williams JR's "Women I've Never Had".
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