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Old 04-10-2009, 12:15 PM   #1
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New Ben & Jerry's flavor!



In honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has issued a new flavor,

"Barocky Road."


Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate,
surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised
and usually denied as an ingredient.

The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased,
it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but then the ice cream is taken away
and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet,
no change, holding an empty cone,
with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Don't you feel stimulated?


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Old 04-10-2009, 02:06 PM   #2
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

haha I'm sure people are going to love this...
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:27 PM   #3
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

'W' had the market cornered for new flavors:

- Grape Depression

- Abu Grape

- Cluster Fudge

- Nut'n Accomplished

- Iraqi Road

- Chock 'n Awe

- WireTapioca

- Impeach Cobbler

- Impeach Mint

- Heck of a Job, Brownie!

- Chunky Monkey in Chief

- George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate

- WMDelicious

- Guantanmallow

- Neocon Politan

- RockyRoad to Fascism

- The Reese's-cession

- Cookie D'oh!

- Housing Crunch

- Nougalar Proliferation

- Death by Chocolate... and Torture

- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream

- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder

- "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae

- Credit Crunch

- Mission Pecanplished

- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker... Swirl

- Country Pumpkin

- Chocolate Chimp

- Bloody Sundae

- Caramel Preemptive Stripe

- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

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Old 04-10-2009, 02:50 PM   #4
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

I hate to admit it but I can be a sucker for a good pun, and I find 'Yes, Pecan' to be top notch.
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:06 PM   #5
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

holy shit to the Bush listings ahahahahaha
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:23 PM   #6
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

I don't like Obama or Bush and find these very amusing. Give Obama some time he'll catch up to the bumbler in chief.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:18 PM   #7
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I don't like Obama or Bush and find these very amusing. Give Obama some time he'll catch up to the bumbler in chief.
He would need a very long time to catch up, or down, to W
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:49 PM   #8
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He would need a very long time to catch up, or down, to W

If bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia and America hating on foreign soil is any indication he won't need long. Hell, he may already be there with all of the spen...err...blood sucking he has been doing. He's sucking the life-force out of America as we know it. We could have been great, now? Well, now we're not so great anymore.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:09 PM   #9
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

Like Trample, I'm not a fan of Obama or Bush, but I find Buster and Matty's posts both hilarious.

Yes Pecan! That's great. How about Deficit Delight? Trillion Dollar Truffle?

Next maybe Land O' Lakes can make an Obama margarine called "Spread it Around."
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Old 04-11-2009, 03:12 AM   #10
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

Happy to announce that Ben & Jerry's is creating new flavors in honor of some of our Warpath members!

CrazyCanuck: Salary Crunch
Schneed10: Fudge You
Buster: I Hate the French Vanilla
Angry: Pissedtachio
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:15 PM   #11
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Happy to announce that Ben & Jerry's is creating new flavors in honor of some of our Warpath members!

CrazyCanuck: Salary Crunch
Schneed10: Fudge You
Buster: I Hate the French Vanilla
Angry: Pissedtachio
GTripp: Numbers Don't Lime
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Saden1: Luscious Links
53Fan: Alex Mackadamia
Irish: Negative Nuts
Summo: Grape Graphics
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

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If bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia and America hating on foreign soil is any indication he won't need long. Hell, he may already be there with all of the spen...err...blood sucking he has been doing. He's sucking the life-force out of America as we know it. We could have been great, now? Well, now we're not so great anymore.
So it's a big deal when we break tradition by touching the queen of england but a horrible thing if we follow the tradition of an arab nation

that makes sense
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Old 04-13-2009, 09:30 AM   #13
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Re: New Ben & Jerry's flavor!

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If bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia and America hating on foreign soil is any indication he won't need long. Hell, he may already be there with all of the spen...err...blood sucking he has been doing. He's sucking the life-force out of America as we know it. We could have been great, now? Well, now we're not so great anymore.
Are you actually talking about Obama?
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Old 04-13-2009, 09:37 AM   #14
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So it's a big deal when we break tradition by touching the queen of england but a horrible thing if we follow the tradition of an arab nation

that makes sense
I'm guessing he was being sarcastic
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So it's a big deal when we break tradition by touching the queen of england but a horrible thing if we follow the tradition of an arab nation

that makes sense
Yes it does make sense, you just have to believe it does.
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