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Old 04-21-2009, 11:07 AM   #31
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More specifically, F people who slam on their brakes when they see a cop up the highway on the side of the road as if suddenly slamming on their brakes aren't going to cause more problems...

Even more specifically, F people who slam on their brakes when they see a cop up the highway on the side of the road that has already pulled another driver over, as if the cop is suddenly going to jump back in his car while writing a ticket and chase you down, when you're probably driving near the speed limit anyway.

And even more specifically, F people who slam on their brakes when they see a cop up the highway on the OTHER SIDE of the highway, as if the cop is going to jump the median and chase you.

Seriously though, why do people insist on slamming the brakes whenever they see a cop car?
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:08 AM   #32
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im really surprised schneed hasn't chimed in on this. Philly is notorious for rubber necking. especially on the Schuylkill. there really is no need to brake on the highway, unless an accident occurs. i drove truck for 11 years, and have seen some really horrible driving
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:10 AM   #33
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im really surprised schneed hasn't chimed in on this. Philly is notorious for rubber necking. especially on the Schuylkill. there really is no need to brake on the highway, unless an accident occurs. i drove truck for 11 years, and have seen some really horrible driving
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:42 AM   #34
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F... the Amish and the Horse they rode in on!
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No actual Amish or their horse were injured in the compilation of this post.......
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Old 04-21-2009, 12:47 PM   #35
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F... the Amish and the Horse they rode in on!
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enjoy the fruits of using our roadways, without paying for them. f... the amish
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:21 PM   #36
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enjoy the fruits of using our roadways, without paying for them. f... the amish
The Amish don't pay taxes?
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:28 PM   #37
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Q: What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop

A: An amish drive-by shooting.

Nothing like a little amish road rage.

Now back to your regularly scheduled "F..." thread.
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:28 PM   #38
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I sense MUCH rage here..........Don't forget to smell the flowers.....while enjoying your commute, and keep your AK-47 close

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Old 04-21-2009, 03:35 PM   #39
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"Do the Amish pay taxes?"

"Self-employed Amish do not pay Social Security tax. Those employed by non-Amish employers do pay Social Security tax. The Amish do pay real estate, state and federal income taxes, county taxes, sales tax, etc.

The Amish do not collect Social Security benefits, nor would they collect unemployment or welfare funds. Self sufficiency is the Amish community's answer to government aid programs. Section 310 of the Medicare section of the Social Security act has a sub-section that permits individuals to apply for exemption from the self-employment tax if he is a member of a religious body that is conscientiously opposed to social security benefits but that makes reasonable provision of taking care of their own elderly or dependent members. The Amish have a long history of taking care of their own members. They do not have retirement communities or nursing homes; in most cases, each family takes care of their own, and the Amish community gives assistance as needed."

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"Do the Amish pay taxes?"

"Self-employed Amish do not pay Social Security tax. Those employed by non-Amish employers do pay Social Security tax. The Amish do pay real estate, state and federal income taxes, county taxes, sales tax, etc.

The Amish do not collect Social Security benefits, nor would they collect unemployment or welfare funds. Self sufficiency is the Amish community's answer to government aid programs. Section 310 of the Medicare section of the Social Security act has a sub-section that permits individuals to apply for exemption from the self-employment tax if he is a member of a religious body that is conscientiously opposed to social security benefits but that makes reasonable provision of taking care of their own elderly or dependent members. The Amish have a long history of taking care of their own members. They do not have retirement communities or nursing homes; in most cases, each family takes care of their own, and the Amish community gives assistance as needed."

F... Social Security. They should have put in a subsection for people who think Social Security is bullshit.
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Old 04-21-2009, 06:09 PM   #41
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enjoy the fruits of using our roadways, without paying for them. f... the amish

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